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fitness gram pacer test

that one test that your very evil gym teachers gives you that every single human hates, will probably make you (almost) pass out if youre trying youre best and youre just an unhealthy noodle

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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Gym Teacher: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is tomorrow, get ready
Every student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by jayden.exe November 30, 2018
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7 gram rocks

Something that Charlie Sheen bangs when he is not banging hookers. Sometimes he bangs 7 gram rocks and hookers simultaneously. Apparently it is enough cocaine to kill two and a half men.
I was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing 'em, cause that's how I roll.
by The Queenslander March 26, 2011
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The Gram

Hold on I got to post this on the gram
by Bozzy446 May 14, 2014
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peep the gram

Go look at my instagram post; implying to like your instagram post.
Hey Mike, go peep the gram. go like my picture instagram
by Jimmy Neutron 12 April 23, 2017
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the fitness gram pacer test

imagine Satan brutally stabbing and slicing and eating you viciously for eternity, well this is 10x worse
Gym teacher: pulls out boombox
Class: oh yay we finally get some music to work out to
Boombox: the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder as you continue
Class: Kills themselves
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seven gram rock

What Charlie Sheen bangs and finishes everyday. Because that's how he rolls.
C-Sheen: How many grams is that rock?

Rock Supplier: 3.5.

C-Sheen: Give me two of those.

Rock Supplier: Okay man, if that's how you roll.

C-Sheen: That's how I roll.

And then Charlie banged out that seven gram rock.
by CtownandDown March 25, 2011
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fecal gram

When one deficates in a small box. then packages it up real nice, gift wraps it and sends it on its way to ones house with no return address.
Dude Charlie left me an upper decker so I mailed him a Fecal Gram
by Edgemin September 3, 2006
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