Greta Van Fleet

A fucking awesome band that consists of 3 brothers, Josh Kiszka (lead singer), Jake Kiszka (guitarist), Sam Kiszka (bassist), and their friend Danny Wagner (drummer). They're from Frankenmuth, Michigan, and make great music that takes you back to the 70s. They are all in their early 20s and extremely talented. It is only the beginning for them.

Me: Man that new Greta Van Fleet album is awesome
Friend: omg I know I love them

by gayle23 May 10, 2019

Goretard

someone who is a retard and makes outrageous claims like Al Gore

"I invented the internet", said Matt. "Don't be a Goretard", retorts Christian.

by XavierFigueroa February 13, 2010

Geetartha

An extraordinary piece of art created by the Almighty with extreme precision.. the epitome of goodness and the zenith of fun

Dude! No one can be so Geetartha except Geetartha himself..

by thotking_ March 11, 2019

Greta

Usually a Brunette and has beautiful eyes. She is very talented, athletic and artsy. Loves nature and animals. Very kind, sweet and loyal. She is average height. Made fun of but stays strong. Greta has many friends and does well in school. She is a Great secret keeper.

Greta will try her hardest and loves animals especially horses!

by Equestrian_4 April 21, 2017

Greta Salpeter

Born Febuary 12, 1988, she Ex-singer/pianist of The Hush Sound, now has a solo career. She is gorgeous and cute and dorky. She is a vegan. She has guest- starred on Forgive Durden's Razia's Shadow concept album. She has worked with musical genius Patrick Stump on THS's second studio album, Like Vines, and multi-talented Brendon Urie on the song, "Don't Wake Me Up".
Greta is talented.
Greta is beautiful.
Greta is dorky.
Greta has a great voice and can play more instruments than you.
LOVE HER.

1. "Wow, Greta Salpeter's voice is just stunning!"
2. "I wish I was Greta Salpeter! Her curls are to die for!"
3. "Greta Salpeter deserves a Grammy."

by Nice Girls Finish First August 28, 2009

greta van fleet

the best band in the history of music

-hey did you hear the new greta van fleet album

-fucking obviously they’re the best band in the history of music

by sammys gurl October 9, 2021

Goretard

A person who believes Al Gore is the greatest scientific mind to have ever walked the earth and goes to outrageously stupid lengths to make themselves out to be "green", "eco-friendly" or "organic", etc. Also known as "Greentards" or "Ecotards"

Man, I set up a tent at the G8 protest and made a killing off of these Goretards by selling them bottled tap water I labeled as 100% organic and carbon-free. Dipshits!

by Spunkelunker July 30, 2010