gourmet

a sub-standard home made food that is not as good as its cheaper, commercially made equivalent

My dad's gourmet mac & cheese is much worse than Kraft Dinner.

gourmet by elind85 June 15, 2011

Gourmet

Not hormonal; happy; only lightly salted

Wow! Becky is acting so gourmet today!

Gourmet by Brendon patd April 7, 2017

Gourmet

A new term to define girl's asses/dumpers. Verb.

"Man, that girls ass is GOURMET!"
"Dude, get your hands off my girlfriend's gourmet ass."
"I'd like to slip a finger down that girls crack. Gourmet."

Gourmet by Balls November 14, 2004

gourmet

Used ironically when referring to shitty food.

Person One: I couldn't work out the oven so here's some baked beans on cold pizza.
Person Two: Gourmet.

gourmet by ImInHell May 11, 2016

gourmet fucking fruit gels 

A my chemical romance meme when mcr got a food basket in the video mcr in the studio Gerard way digs around opens a box and says "Gourmet Fucking Fruitgels"

Gourmet fucking fruit gels brah

gourmet fucking fruit gels by Suckindickforcocaine November 18, 2017

Gourmet kitchen 

An abstract term used by Realtors to add appeal to listings. Theoretically, it refers to a higher-end kitchen, but it has become used so loosely, that there are no clear defining factors that separate a 'gourmet kitchen' from a 'kitchen.'

Remodeled gourmet kitchen with custom white cabinets and black granite countertops. New appliances, plenty of cupboards and drawer space. Hardwood floors downstairs. 3 bedrooms upstairs with full bath remodeled with granite counters. Plenty of built ins for storage and linens and such.

Gourmet kitchen by tckrtckr June 1, 2007

Gourmet Chen Chen 

Says he represents Chechnya but lives in Sweden

Fake Chechen

That fighter is not chechen he is a gourmet chen chen

Gourmet Chen Chen by secretjuice August 7, 2023