GOTEEM!!!

1. The continuation of "DEEZ NUTS! HA!" or a deez nuts joke.

2. Something really stupid to say.

Guy #1: Hey, are you going to Heidi's?
Guy #2: Dude, it's 12 am! I'm not going to H-
Guy #1: BUT WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE DEEZ NUTS??????????

HA! GOTEEM!!!

2. Hey man, you got some-
Guy #1: GOTEEM!!!
Guy #2: Seriously!!! Stop doing that!!!

by 100ec December 31, 2015

Goldeen

The act of applying a handful of Gold Bond Foot powder mixed with a small dash of Listerine Mouthwash, swished around in one's hand til slightly dissolved to one's crotch. Hurts like a mofo at first, but cools down to be refreshingly sensational. Addicting

The word also applies to the mixture itself

Dude, I just had my first goldeen and it burns so baddd

by TheHighISEPIC August 17, 2010

Goteem

When prank, joke or the like is completed successfully, properly baiting that lad, one may exclaim 'GOTEEM' to indicate they have 'got em good'.

Ed: Hey man, you going to Saw Con this year?
Eddy: Uhh, what's Saw Con?
Ed: Saw Con deez NUTS! Goteem!
Eddy: Aw NO! You got me!

by authentic_ryan August 5, 2018

goadee

A natural occurrence in Guyanese people. This may happen when too much pressure is added underneath the scrotum, causing it to stretch. This will squeeze the testis and the epididymis, causing the person to experience excruciating pain.

I jumped off the ledge, but I landed too hard and got goadee.

by jemsaif April 24, 2011

gotheem

say martin lawrence was the first to say it in the movie Blue streak. (Actual transition~~GOT HIM) also used in super monkey ball

used at the end of the sentence after u burn someone.
"Where did you get those pants....at the toilet store. GOTHEEM!!"

by Frank Shops June 11, 2006

That’s a Goteem

This is when someone has just said something stupid and embarrassed themselves or has said something wrong and got corrected

GUY 1:Hey dude isn’t 1+1=2
GUY 2:No man it’s 2. That’s a goteem

by TheBossCorb November 6, 2017

Gotee

Meaning "Got it!". Used as slang.

"Gotee!" I got a A+ on my math test!

by ComputerExpert69 August 6, 2016