Gretard

Noun Someone whose mental condition causes them to sail in a boat for a week to get a sandwich.

Instead of just ordering delivery like a normal person, he built a raft and crossed the bay — what a total Gretard.

by anonymous June 11, 2025

Gretard

Combination of Greta Thunberg and retard
1. An influencer who promotes whichever social cause is most trendy at any given time based on how much he/she is paid
2. An influencer that promotes a social cause but violates it in his/her personal life

1. That Gretard promoted the environment last week and Gaza this week.
2. That Gretard promoted the environment last week but flew a private jet this week.

by jeffy47882 June 11, 2025