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goose noggin 

When a bearded man shits in a top hat and smacks another individual in the head while making geese noises.
Billy was being a little bitch, so the Abe lincoln impersonator shit in his top hat and whacked the stupid cunt upside the head while squawking wildly. He sure teached that bitch a lesson. Billy wont be fucktarded again after that goose noggin
goose noggin by Methfucker707 November 18, 2013

goose nipples

When you get nipples covering your body instead of bumps when you get cold.
When Maggie gets cold, she gets goose nipples.
goose nipples by Novandalis December 24, 2015
When you get a one-eyed bitch; simply remove her fake eye and insert your erect penis into the eye socket. thrust in and out until ejaculation occurs, place fake eye back into eye socket. immediately following, strike the dome, causing fake eye to fall out with a cascade of cum.
Hey, you ever seen that video of that chick remove her fake eye?
Yeah, we should be straight gooze'n that bitch!
gooze'n by seansroom June 6, 2010

goose neckin' 

Goose neckin' occurs when a person is in the late stages of a bowel movement. The "Goose Head" begins to honk while the rest of poop follows thus creating a "goose neck".
Driver: Dude open your window when you rip ass, I can taste that shit over here!
Passenger: Sorry man, I have been goose neckin' it for twenty minutes and I can't help it.
goose neckin' by Double Jizzle June 23, 2006

goose necking 

Slowing down to look at accidents, tragedies, crime scenes, etc. Aka rubber necking
Stop goose necking, you're slowing down traffic.
goose necking by smmatthew January 15, 2009

Goose Necking 

One who initiates the act of pushing the head forward upon high intoxication before regurgitating. This action resembles a goose waddling.
Franco drank too much beer, before throwing up he began goose necking when he ran to the toilet.
Goose Necking by Apple 3.14 January 12, 2009