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Another name for a "hood rat"or "go hard broad". The rough freak chick you wouldn't want to be seen or associated with, a goonie will let your whole team hit on the low then get with her homegirls and run up in your girlfriend in public. If she fat and/or ugly she's a SUPER goonie. Used in Danville VA during the mid to late 90s.
"Yo my girl tuff but I can always use a good goonie on the latenite."

"Shorty girl cool but she stay wit a squad of SUPER goonies !"
Goonie by 100G Dre*Ski July 11, 2019
A fairly small rock, bigger than about baseball size, but still small enough to be thrown. Originates from Central Pennsylvania dialect.
Your mom's boob job is so terrible that titty-fucking her feels like rubbing your penis between a couple of goonies.
goonie by Nick D May 28, 2006
1: After you stick your dick in a girl's ass and it has shit on it.

2: The Movie
Ah man I had a good time last night but that goonie ruined all of it.
''Look at that goonies bald ed''
Goonie by crimsonchin April 20, 2015
A(n) Ugly ass person, very odd looking or dumb looking, almost retarded
A Goonie would be a person when you look at them you almost burst out laughing or just shake your head..

Ex. Yo Trey you see that Goonie hes ugly as fuck!
a person who is annoying or is that of a monster
The loud girl next door is a goonie
goonie by YGDC April 15, 2010