googlebaiting

(v) The practice of strategically using an oblique reference within your online profile, chat client, group tag or status message-du-jour, the understanding and appreciation of which is likely to require an extensive google search.

The cyberquivalent of Dennis Millering.

officially tallied Wit and Coup scores are dependent on the following conditions:

1. that the reference is sufficiently orthogonal to anything like "common knowledge"
2. that the particular point of the obscure reference is something cool

Extra scoring awarded if:

a) the reference constitutes a double entendre
b) the reference means something different to different people

Not to be confused with googlebating (which uses a whole other set of mouse fingers)

Duran's new status message - "Oh Oh Sugar Spell It Out" 9:05 AM Monday

me: Are you telling the world that you're secretly a gay tween with a deep, dark soul, a hot twin, and thickly calloused fingertips?

me: Or are are you just googlebaiting me?


Sent at 9:26 AM on Monday

by Haneru March 16, 2009

Googlebator

Somebody that gets off on all things google and can't wait to get "Buzzed", catch a "Wave", and experiment with the latest lab result. This person usually has stained posters of Sergey and Larry in their bedroom and has collected every different google.com home page image and compiled it into a bed sheet that they use to wipe off the results of their excitement.

After Google Buzz was released Jon, a frequent googlebator, announced the death of twitter and all things social.

by NullReference February 16, 2010

Googlebate

To look up oneself on google. Basically, google + masturbate.

I googlebated yesterday and found some weird pictures of myself!

by fizzeh January 19, 2008

Google baiter

Person who has open comment blog, then changes blog to require signing into Google to comment.

I commented on that open blog, went back to comment and the website blog required me to get a Google account to comment. I don't like that Google baiter.

by doublesunrise June 22, 2011

googlelateral damage

the damage to a persons reputation incurred by google search results

given my past, I dropped a letter from my last name to minimize googlelateral damage

by Pauline Albamar April 22, 2011

Googlebagger

A googlebagger is an inept individual incapable of creating their own original insults in an internet debate, thus resorting to google for 'inspiration'

Taylor-" Fuck Ivan, every comment Mike threw at you I had seen before"

Ivan-" Yeah I know, he lacks originality, obviously just another Googlebagger "

by Ivan K. March 15, 2009

Googlebate

when a person finds nothing to do on the net and hangs around on the Google home aimlessly

dude i was so bored i Googlebate for half an hour

by Space_Bar February 16, 2009