共匪, literally "communist bandit" in Chinese. A pejorative yet accurate term for the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) which discarded Sun Yat-sen's ideals of a strong yet benevolent, democratic, free China. Also applies to CCP apologists
Chris: Tiananmen 1989 was a secret CIA operation and the protestors DESERVED that! Look at how lovely these Uyghur re-education camps are, now the women are no longer baby-making machines! Fuck the West even tho I live in Amerikkka with no plans to ever live on mainland China! Long live Karl Marx, hero of Chinese people!
Henry: Okay gongfei. As a Chinese I can only proudly support the one and only real China that is Republic of China! Long live Sun Yat-sen's 3 Principles of the People for a China that is "of the people, by the people, for the people" where "people are the emperor"! Expel Marx-Lenin, revive China! 🇹🇼
Henry: Okay gongfei. As a Chinese I can only proudly support the one and only real China that is Republic of China! Long live Sun Yat-sen's 3 Principles of the People for a China that is "of the people, by the people, for the people" where "people are the emperor"! Expel Marx-Lenin, revive China! 🇹🇼
by 君子FromNowhere March 22, 2021
Get the gongfei mug."Gnguumphhf "-- (pronounced through the nasal as a one syllable word; often confused with primative caveman slang. It must be presented in an uncomfortable and unattractive tone to impose a mass unappeal to women and men alike)
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YOU STAY CLASSY ZASTOKE
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(this scene takes place in the elivator of an office building with 4 women and 1 brandon)
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(one girl says to another girl)"Have you upside-down hugged your boyfriend yet?"
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(she replies)"No. I heard its not worth it."
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(third girl interjects) "Only if you steal your friends bed and do it there with out asking him."
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(BRANDON) "Gnguumphhf! I did that before."
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(last girl on elevator uses telepathic powers to tell Brandon that he is a moron... everybody else does too.)
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originated in encinitas, ca
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(one girl says to another girl)"Have you upside-down hugged your boyfriend yet?"
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(she replies)"No. I heard its not worth it."
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(third girl interjects) "Only if you steal your friends bed and do it there with out asking him."
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(BRANDON) "Gnguumphhf! I did that before."
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(last girl on elevator uses telepathic powers to tell Brandon that he is a moron... everybody else does too.)
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originated in encinitas, ca
by Taylor the Streak December 13, 2008
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I fucking hate you for tracking me, closing my tabs, spying on me, and doing a bunch of other shit with GoGuardian. Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) is the right way to make your students happy and have a good time in schook
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Get the Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) mug.Pre or post sex act where you stick your half-erect cock in a mayo jar and slap it in a woman's ear while singing "The Final Countdown." Typically reserved for counting down the final 10 seconds on New Year's eve, but it can be used to count down other special occasions.
"What did you do for New Year's Eve?"
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."
"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."
"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."
by Donkey Punching Queen February 18, 2012
Get the New Year's Gong mug.A phrase coined by Call of Duty player and youtube star: Elpresador. Gogurd stands for Gun On Gun Your Done, another name for Barebones Pure.
Elpresador: YO LETS GO PLAY SOME GOGURD. NONE OF THAT TEAM DEATHMATCH BULLSHIT.
Larry: what the hell is gogurd.
Elpresador: STANDS FOR GUN ON GUN YOUR DONE, SON!
Larry: what the hell is gogurd.
Elpresador: STANDS FOR GUN ON GUN YOUR DONE, SON!
by oJaames March 20, 2011
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A person of limited intelligence, with poor judgment, and who is oblivious to their surroundings and inconsiderate.
Synonyms: Dummy, Numpty, Wanker, Imbecile.
A person of limited intelligence, with poor judgment, and who is oblivious to their surroundings and inconsiderate.
Synonyms: Dummy, Numpty, Wanker, Imbecile.
“Did you hear that guy talking shit at lunch? What a Gong Bag!” or “Hey, taste the biscuit, Gong Bag! (I.E. Get Fucked, Asshole)”
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