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Gordie Howe Sex Club

Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.
"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."
by Doc Irysch May 27, 2013
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Adam Gontier

Adam Gontier is the lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter for the Canadian rock band Saint Asonia buthe is best-known as the former lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter of the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace. He has also released some songs as a solo artist and collaborated with other artists such as, but not limited to Apocalyptica, Art of Dying, and The Big Dirty Band.
Fan: Hey, do you like Adam Gontier?
Idk: Who’s Adam Gontier?
Fan: That’s it! We’re done talking. Get the fuck out of my sight! (Jk I’ll still talk to you even if you don’t know him because you do now after reading this)
by The only name not in use July 28, 2018
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Adam Gontier

Singer/Song-Writer.

Born and raised in Ontario, Canada.

Possibly the Second Coming of Christ

Most Noted for his role as the ex-lead singer of Three Days Grace and lead singer for Saint Asonia
Adam Gontier is possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time
by LaneTaco October 15, 2018
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Goldie

She is just the most caring,sweetest and most kindest girl in the universe. She makes me laugh and she makes me happy and she is really beautiful and she is the universes greatest girlfriend
by Thomas allen peer September 14, 2019
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gondegal

(Bengali)
pronounced GON-deh-gaul
1. Scandal or melee often caused or witnessed by a flock of Indians

2. Problem caused by someone else, fodder for discussion by your Indian parents for years
Soneli created a total gondegal with the curry n' rice girls when she showed up to curry-in-a-hurry without her eatin' pants.
by SBfromtheblock May 24, 2006
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goodie closet

Basically a closet for snacks. First discovered on OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"
"Did you steal my cheetos out of the goodie closet again?"
"It's my cheat day and I was hungry."
by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020
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goldie oldie

Short for golden oldies. It is something that is old, but really good still. Classic, if you will.
Andrea: Have you heard the song, "Boogie Shoes?"
Sarah: No.
Andrea: Are you serious? It's a goldie oldie!
by RibosomesMaster March 13, 2011
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