Goalpost

when a girl fingers herself in pussy and ass, with index finger and ring finger, resembles a goalpost

by Blunt Man October 30, 2003

goalposting

Goalposting is a sex position in which one person lays on his or her back with two other people straddling. Named because of the horizontal and two uprights.

Dude, my girlfriend and her friend were drinking together when I got home and I convinced them to do some goalposting with me.

by Goalposter April 15, 2020

golostrudism

someone who is attracted to pubescent girls

A golostruda, compulsively wanks over fresh-faced tweener starlets.

by Golostruda November 13, 2003

Goalposting

Pretending to know something, but you don’t.

Stop goalposting, you wasn’t even there…

by Ol’Jawn October 17, 2025