Your period.
When you think it's near that time of the month and you peel back your panties with that feeling of suspense and anticipation and then realise you have your period, then you've 'got the Golden Ticket'. It's kind of like the menstrual equivalent of Charlie peeling back the chocolate wrapper and finding a golden ticket in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, except slightly less exciting for the ticketee.
When you think it's near that time of the month and you peel back your panties with that feeling of suspense and anticipation and then realise you have your period, then you've 'got the Golden Ticket'. It's kind of like the menstrual equivalent of Charlie peeling back the chocolate wrapper and finding a golden ticket in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, except slightly less exciting for the ticketee.
by Lucinda September 6, 2005
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Mike: What wrong with Sally today?
John: Apparently Derek gave her the golden ticket last night.
Mike: Guess that explains the smell...
John: Apparently Derek gave her the golden ticket last night.
Mike: Guess that explains the smell...
by Tommy Rosenbalm April 29, 2010
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Nurb: "Danza, you did not receive the golden ticket! Get out of Mandyland you fool!!!"
Danza: "But I forgot my golf clubs at Mulligans? What am I supposed to do??"
Danza: "But I forgot my golf clubs at Mulligans? What am I supposed to do??"
by kimbolesbo1 August 25, 2010
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by Atacia August 30, 2007
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dude I just got out of bringing drugs over the Mexican border because my brother gave me a golden ticket for Christmas
by the law sucks ass March 28, 2010
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by PartykidXO December 14, 2018
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Phoebe got knocked up by Mr Big, and he brought her a t-shirt that says Golden Ticket with an arrow pointing to her stomach, as a joke to his Wall Street friends
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