Golden retriever boy 

Straight white boy

“Golden retriever boys are my type! Fluffy brown hair, freckles, and blue eyes!

“Just say you like white boys emily”

Golden retriever boy by suemonella May 14, 2022

golden retriever boy 

straight cheerful white boy
who may or may not cry a lot

"how the hell do you always pull golden retriever boys?"
"its a skill"

golden retriever boy by sauced pickles May 6, 2023

Golden Retriever Boy 

A soft boy who commonly has blonde hair and is one with being outside, but also, will hop onto Fortnite or Lethal Company with you. He is more of an optimistic type of person, yet he will be straight too the point when need be because he cares about you. Gentle yet playful! He may be a tad bit unaware, and disconnect sometimes though that's just him.

"Oh, well. Wanna walk the trails after school? We have a tad bit too yap about." Me

"Yea, i'm free too. What do you mean we have a bit too talk about?" The Golden Retriever Boy

"You literally just pin- y'know what, we just have a bit too talk about." Me

Golden Retriever Boy by yourfavoritebitch February 5, 2024

Golden Retriever Boyfriend 

a significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship

Girlfriend: Your such a Golden Retriever Boyfriend

Golden Retriever Boyfriend by (DETECTED) January 14, 2023

Golden Retriever Boyfriend 

A really stupid term people should stop using.

Girl: "My boyfriend is such a golden retriever boyfriend like omg"
Everyone else: "So your boyfriend is essentially your dog then?"

Golden Retriever Boyfriend by Spazzmen77 October 4, 2023

Golden Retriever Boyfriend 

Used by women to supposedly refer to a male significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship - however, it has an inherent racialized element of usually referring to white/blonde men alluding to the fur color of a golden retriever.

"I need a golden retriever boyfriend!!"
"Just say you want a white guy."

Golden Retriever Boyfriend by seayng September 29, 2023

golden retriever boyfriend 

a smol soft shmee blonde hair n tinie n pure soft boi

"wut a pure golden retriever boyfriend"

golden retriever boyfriend by ayoshmee October 15, 2022