Go to bed

Black mama:YALL KIDS NEEDA GO TO BED BEFORE I WOOP ALL YALL ASSES OKAY BENN SHAWN AND MARCOES OKAY!!

mama:so ben you wanna eat chips
Benn:im sorry mom
Mama:whoops benn ass
Shawn:starts twerking on marcus.
Marcus:pushes shwan off the bunk bed and he dies.
Benn:*still getting his ass beat* damn
Mama:now YALL needa go to BEDD

by Suckmyassmarcus January 26, 2019

go to bed

an annoying phrase often used by intimate couples when addressing younger siblings.

go to bed

by hadley February 7, 2004

Going to bed

When you decide to move away from your computer to "sleep" when you really just lie in bed with your phone.

Man I really should start "going to bed," I've been on the computer for like 9 hours.

by The Riddlr December 21, 2013

go to bed

60s/70s euphemism for "have sex"

I think I'll ask Nancii out Friday night, I want to go to bed with her.

by Jake February 11, 2004

go to bed

when a certain someone does not go to bed at a normal time and is destroying their sleep schedule won't go to bed.

ALEX GO TO BED YOU STINKER

by buckbaizen September 24, 2020

Go to bed

Meaning either "go away" or "leave me alone". Sometimes used as an insult to make one feel childish as if it was past their bed time.

Nicole: Hey man, get off the computer
Bobby: Go to bed you bitch

by Nicole February 7, 2004

go to bed bro

A term usually exchanged between gamers who are Cat-Assing late at night, when it is said it often starts an unofficial and unspoken competition, the goal of which is to stay up as late as possible.

Older gamers may also say this to squeakers at 7pm-8pm pointing out that (normal) children of this age go to bed around this time, this usually enrages them....

Gamer 1:Uggh, i'm so tired.
Gamer 2: Dude, just go to bed bro.
Gamer 1: Nah, bro i'm fine.

Gamer 1: Go to bed bro.
Gamer 2 (squeaker): Fuck you, I will come to your house and rape your mom.
Gamer 1: Lol.

by the man who laughs April 27, 2012