ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow

In his song, the reference is for a woman to let him ejaculate on a girls face while he masterbates. If she holds her head steady he'll milk himself.

ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow

by smartyguy1 November 8, 2014

I’m going to get milk

Not returning home ever again

“Wife/ child I’m going to get milk” - then never comes back

by L3KE August 5, 2021

Going to get the milk

What your dad says when he leaves the house. He's actually going to Las Vegas and his new supermodel wife is "showing him where the milk is."

Bye, I'm going to get the milk!

by WrySquirrel3069 May 12, 2020

i'm going to get the milk!

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020

i am going to get some milk

what dads say to their son

Son, I am going to get some milk

by Doc.Rodrick November 18, 2021

Going for milk

A term to humorously describe the action of a father abandoning their family at home. The term comes from the trope of fathers stating that they are going to the grocery store to get milk or a pack of cigarettes.

David: SHUT YOUR TRAP DIDDYBLUD, NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!
Eric: Didn't your dad say he was going for milk?

by Diddypackgodblud November 6, 2025

I am going to get some milk.

Something your dad says meaning, "I am leaving forever."

Me:"Where are you going dad."

Dad:"I am going to get some milk."

by Defintoin_Nerd June 1, 2023