Godsplaining

To attribute divine significance to something, usually in a forced manner

Random lady: These flowers start blooming during the Pentacostal period once a year. Before bloom, it looks like praying saints, after bloom it looks like a flying dove. How amazing is God's creation!

Friend: Are they godsplaining nature? The flowers bloom when the light, temperature, and climate conditions are right.

by Dorchid September 13, 2017

Gaysplaining

When one gay person begins to explain something pertaining to the gay community, via mansplaining method, and the recipient is well aware the topic they are trying to explain.

Scott and I were out the other night and met this guy at a bar who was gaysplaining to us about gender identity.

by Sassy Classy Deadfish June 9, 2019

Gaysplaining

When someone not from the lgbtq community tries to explain why gay people have rights, or how they are, or anything coming from a non queer person about the queer experience.

Used in a sentence: It's like mansplaining but gaysplaining.
A gaysplainer: Gay people are just looking for attention.

by MKCHEERIO July 1, 2022

goysplain

When a non-Jew tries to tell a Jew what he or she should do in order to be "really Jewish." An extension of the form "mansplain."

Christopher MacJesuspants: "You know, a real Jew should move to Israel and support building more settlements in Judea and Samaria."
Yehudah Cohen: "Quit your goysplaining! I've had twelve years of yeshiva study, and you've read some fundamentalist websites!"

by igm30001 January 25, 2017

Gaysplaining

Verb: The any of telling your son or daughter they are gay.

I was just gaysplaining to my son that he is a queer!

by IPitFukOnYou July 25, 2016

Gaysplain

V: The action of telling your son he is gay.

NnEarlier I had to gaysplain to my son how he is a queer.

by IPitFukOnYou July 17, 2016

Godsplaining

Definition #1: Verb: To dogmatically share your spiritual knowledge without asking for consent.

Definition #2: The spiritual equivalent of "Mansplaining" where the ‘splainer (man or woman) breaks down God and spirituality in a dogmatic fashion, without humility or curiosity.

Noun: Godsplainer

Ever since my sister subscribed to Deepak Chopra’s meditation app, she’s renamed herself Mango and has been Godsplaining like she was the Buddha. herself.

by EthanWolfLuna August 10, 2023