Goliando

When you take a shit on your lovers asshole and shove your fecal matter into the ass with your own penis and finally orgasming.

"last night my boyfriend put his shit in my ass with his own cock, he called it goliando"

"i love to goliar"

by everyone gets one April 26, 2010

Gordian Twat

1) the female object of your enduring and persistent efforts who has never found it in her heart to part her knees for you. 2) a tease 3) the one that got away. 4) the one that never goes away, but will not put out for you today or any day.

Guy 1: I just made plans to grab drinks with Jessica from marketing. Guy 2: Don't bother, I've been trying to unravel that Gordian Twat for over a year. I keep telling myself she's a lesbian so that I don't have to kick her out of the spank bank.

by dryellowfever November 22, 2011

Goiânia

Goiânia (often abbreviated to Gyn or Go) is the capital of the state of Goiás, located in the central-western region of Brazil. It's a planned city like Brasília and Belo Horizonte, Goiânia was founded on October 24, 1933 by Pedro Ludovico, the governor of the state of Goiás at the time. The city, has a population of 1,201,006 inhabitants (according to a 2005 IBGE projection). It is located on a fertile plain criss-crossed by numerous rivers, the most important being the Meia Ponte River. Goiânia is located at the geographic coordinates of 16°40' S, 49°15' W, located 209 km (130 miles) from Brasília, 1,338 km (830 miles) from Rio de Janeiro, 926 km (575 miles) from São Paulo, and 906 km (560 miles) from Belo Horizonte. The total area of the municipality, as announced on 2002, was 739.5 km².

If you plan to visit Goiânia don´t forget to wear light clothes. The City is too fucking hot and dry!

Goiânia is the most arboreous city in Brazil.

by ruivoherring June 28, 2007

godhand.tobi

The and I mean THE best guy on anime TikTok, nobody else can compete with him, he’s on top, and completely unrivaled.

godhand.tobi is so hot!

by ItsMeBreece February 13, 2021

Oh my Goding

When a white bitch is saying "oh my God" over and over again

Sara: oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God!
Lucille: would you stop oh my Goding? I'm trying to study

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

Godman27282729

Literally the best human ever to live at video games. The first leader of the legendary clan man27282729 and literally the most godly human ever. The name originated from a non-toxic Fortnite player, (when it was good) and the name died out after the legendary Godman27282729 was defeated by his equal rival Noobmaster69 in the final fight causing both of them too get obliterated to the verge of non existence, where they both stand today.

(pan to manclan room)

dabbman27282729: I wish I knew how to properly lead this clan :(
Hackerman27282729: just hack dude cmon :P
dabbman27282729: if only Godman27282729 were here :((((

by man27282729 May 21, 2019

Godcannons

Usually factories have these and they use them to upload chemicals/pollution into the atmosphere.

Hey honey look at that godcannon blowing smoke into the sky over there.

by Gary Zero May 21, 2004