Goaty Throaty

To actually be the the best at something and win at the same time.

Thatr game was goaty throaty

by SteamyTable December 10, 2021

Kinda Goaty Wit It

When something is only around 25% of being the goat (greatest of all time, not to be confused with the majestic bovidae that Baaas)

The signature catch phrase of the famous YouTuber and streamer, Bubby.

You: “Wow that movie with all the spoon throwing was definitely the goat”

Person: “Nah bro, it was only kinda goaty wit it”

by Carrot_Queen July 7, 2021

totez ma goatz

A word used in place of totally and totez. It makes you sound cooler. Sometimes can be used in sarcasm.

Joe: Did you seriously fuck Cindy last night?

Sam: Totez ma goatz

by yourmommasatrucker April 28, 2011

Goateyed

One eye looking one direction, the other eye looking different direction.

I didn't know if she was talking to me or you.
She is goateyed bad!

by firebossnubbin March 6, 2011

Goatsy Mare

1. A man's asshole, usually stretched in nature. 2. A popular internet video depicting the stretching of a man's asshole. 3. A goat that may come across as being a little bit sexy.

1. Omg.. i just got boned in the goatsy mare.
2. Holy ^%$^ i just watched goatsy mare, and it was hot!
3. Damn, id give anything to get with that goatsy mare.

by Macgrubski24 June 16, 2010

totez mah goatz

"Totez mah goatz" is a commonly used phrase among the teens of Amurica. It means that you are in agreement with what the other person said. Trust me, you should say it any time you get the chance, it's definitely A THING.

Ellie: Do like Kirsten?
Mariah: Totez mah goatz! She is the coolest thing since sliced bread!
Cynthia: I agree.

by Not Kirsten February 6, 2013

goatzuchine

The best religion that has ever existed! Sign up today to stop the albinos once and for all!!!!!

I worship the allmighty goat in the sky because I am part of Goatzuchine! The beat religion ever.

by Deborahh_is_hip February 11, 2019