goatstuck

Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat, who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee, but at the moment I am goatstuck.

by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

Goasting

Goasting = goat + fisting, or goat fisting. The process whereby one powerfists a goat, and then carries it around on their arm for several days, flapping one's arms like a large bird, saying "baw, baw, baw" with eyes crossed is goasting.

Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.

Goasting: it's what's for dinner.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

goatstick

One who lacks basic skills of survival in the world. Dumbwitted.

That Grant Goettl is a real goatstick.

by itsyourmakergoatboy April 27, 2009

goatstick

Sum shit da bro travis be sayin, sick shit tbh.

goatstick!!.* @nedaJ2Cozy

by nedaJ2Cozy September 27, 2019

Goatspank

Casual term for an earl fan, driver, or teamowner.

Q:Did you see Gweg Way at the wall mart?

A: Yeah, that Goatspank was surrounded by gomerbillys.

by Joelski September 29, 2003

GoatTin

A pick me bitch that relies on his social media presence to feel like he has a place in the world. He makes really cringe content.

"That GoatTin really needs to stop faking disorders and saying slurs."

by pnghater95 November 2, 2022

gyatstin

A person who has a ginormous GYATTTTTTT and can make that shit jiggle.

The new kid gyatstin has a GYATTTTTT.

by Ushabsus November 19, 2023