goatbanger

1.some one who has sex with goats.
2.another word for a Psycho, hillbilly, redneck looking for love in all the wrong places,see 1.

a goatbanger is a psycho, hillbilly, redneck looking for love in all the wrong places

by bender b rodriguez April 4, 2006

goatranatic

A YouTube gamer and logger who started when he was 12. Goatranatic has two channels and should be respected very much.

Did you see Goatranatic on YouTube.

by Bob Ceric November 1, 2018

Goathammer

A person originating from Hull, or following its practices.

Bob was a real goathammer"

by Anonymoustache December 5, 2004

goathammer

an invisible deadly weapon...aka spare dick

u just got hit with a goathammer

by goatstroker September 30, 2009

Goalhanging

The dangerous attempt of balancing on a crossbar of a football goalpost while naked, with a short rope attatched to his penis while the other end of the rope is fastened securely around the crossbar. A footballer will then attempt to remove the daring man on the crossbar by kicking footballs at him until the unfortunate loses balance and is left goalhanging.

Jim: Why u keep scratchin your balls Jules?
Jules: I got serious rope burns from being left goalhanging until the groundsman cut me down

by wanker jord January 19, 2008

Goatman

A man who loves to have sex with goats.

Hide those goats before goatman sees them.

by EvgenyIsGreat May 12, 2010

goatlanced

To kill or maim in an excessively embarrassing manner. To pwn in the extreme.

I goatlanced Jimmy last week at checkers, I don't think he'll ever walk straight again.

by weakness January 12, 2009