goatfucker

One who enjoys sexual pleasure from goats.

Wow, he sure is a raging goatfucker!

goatfucker by Chucklesss May 1, 2005

Jon the Goatfucker 

Nickname for a person who cannot be taken seriously because of a contemptible act which forever sullies their reputation. Based on an old joke in which a man lists things he doesn't get credit for, instead being nicknamed after one incident of fucking a goat.

Jon: "Nobody gives me credit. I do all this work on statistics, and nobody calls me Jon the Statistician"

Me: "Of course they don't"

Jon: "I pass my PhD and get a research fellowship by kissing ass, but nobody calls me Jon the Research Fellow"

Me: "Surprise, surprise..."

Jon: "But you fuck one goat..."

Me: "Yes, but it wasn't just ONE goat was it you fucking cunt, you fuck goats day in day out, you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you fuck goats all day long, fuck you Jon the Goatfucker"

Jon: "Oh no, I am sad now, I am going to go and slash my wrists like the retarded psychopathic piece of shit I am"

Jon the Goatfucker by Anuspounder September 23, 2009

goatfucker

Another word for a goatee. Legend has it that in ancient day Rome when a beard was a symbol of power and manhood, when a man was caught fucking a goat, the villagers would hold him down and shave off the sides of his beard, leaving him with what today is known as a goatee. Then all the villagers would know that this man was a goatfucker because of the 'goatfucker' he wore on his face. This would bring the goatfucker much shame.

Ancient Ex:
Roman 1: "Last night Palonious fuckith his goat"
Roman 2: "Then we must shameth him and force him to weareth the symbol of such an act, so that all will know."

Current Ex:
Guy 1: (pointing at guy 2's goatee) "Hey man, what's up with the goatfucker?"
Guy 2: "I grew it so I could savor the flavor of your mom's snatch for days."

goatfucker by albert007 July 12, 2007

Goatfucker

Someone who fucks with you so they also probably fuck goat.

Dude 1. Man your hear about Dylan? He got cheated on by his girl.
Dude 2. That Goatfucker!

Goatfucker by Swassmass October 9, 2016

goatfucker

one who is profound in the ancient art of fucking medium sized mammals, mainly goats. To practice this respected artform, simply insert yo pp into the goats dummy thicc ars.

"hey bro, did you hear Keith is a 'goatfucker'?"

goatfucker by ultra-size pp extender June 14, 2020