Goat's beard

A term taken from the highly historical and accurate series 'Vikings' referring to the female sex organ covered in foliage because presumably they didn't have handy razors way back when.... just big axes

''And the Earl who has nothing between his legs, but a goat's beard''

by Floki the Viking June 18, 2015

Goat's Vagina

An open cut that generally happens in combat sports which a fighter receives. Usually by an elbow or punch to the head

"That Marvin Eastman one was a goat's vagina" -Joe Rogan

by Pizzagoat July 8, 2010

goat's law

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!

Dude bring the fucking goat, it's goat's law

by King mammal August 31, 2018

Lookin' up a dead goat's ass

a futile effort, not worth pursuing

If you think I'm going to pay you the money I owe you then you're "lookin' up a dead goat's ass".

by SA Earl January 13, 2011

diamond in a goat's ass

Someplace or something very beautiful hidden or masked by something ugly.

Their studio was in the middle of a run-down warehouse but when you got inside it just opened up into this amazing space... it's like a diamond in a goat's ass.

by Original Artfag May 3, 2015

Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)

1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)

by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

Billy Goat's Gruff

English rhyming slang for muff aka pussy, female genital region.

Eat some billy goats gruff

by bigrattus November 21, 2003