goard garden

Numerous pimples on a persons face.

God! Did you see the goard garden on that kid's face?

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

Goarf

Someone who spanks themself with a hockey stick while dressing up like Shirley Temple, also frequently caught sneezing on peoples cats, and peeing in the sink.

"I definetly met a kid named ummmm....Fagan i think it was.. hes such a Goarf."

by Dally-Doodlez November 9, 2006

goard

You are gay and bored and all you want to do is crush some cocks.....but there are none around

Oh man I am so goard right now.....are there not any cocks around????

by bellman11111 April 18, 2011

Goart

Goart is the new "gratz"

Woah youre lvl 50 GOARTS!

by Trish November 10, 2004

Goargette

A beutiful independent woman who is very smart spiritually. She can read others demeanors very well. And personally knows god himself. -@_itzz.yo.boo.kait from tiktok

Goargette gave me a card reading today and I know myself very well now!

by _itzz.yo.boo.kait July 22, 2020

GOARR

A shortened version of the word gorgeous. The amount of 'a' or 'r' added to the word increases the amount of gorgeous a person/ object/ etc. is.

Girl you have no idea how GOARR you are looking with those tights!

by PsychoNyan February 24, 2021

goarfs

mary misspelled it

shortage of goarfs

by WOOOWAAHAHHAHAHAH123 May 18, 2021