Hot Goalie

A used condom or tissue full of ejaculate that needs to be disposed of.

I was trying to get rid of this hot goalie after jerking off, but my roommate was taking a shit in the hallway bathroom.

by Naughty Bilo April 29, 2010

field hockey goalie

one of the awesome 11 players playing field hockey. very brave and courageous for let those rock hard balls fly at her. and no it is not just about stopping the ball it is about breaking the other teams confidence level. Definatly one of the coolest players on the field but she also realizes that she could not do it without her team mates and at the end of the game the teammates should run to he so that she is part of it. She out of all the players deserves the most respect she has one of the hardest jobs. when the goalie closes her eyes she sees the ball go into goal when a field player closes their eyes they just see the ball go bye them to someone else.

you know a field hockey goalie is awesome just look at what they wear and tell me they are not tough

by bring it on yeah September 28, 2008

goalkeeper

1. In soccer, or football as some places name the position, the only person that is really truly unique in the 11 players.

goalies are allowed to use hands while inside their own goalie box.

If you read to here, congrats! the people who left might think i am a boring asshole to leave things like this on urban! I am gonna start talking about what the goalie really does.

First of all, the goalie has the most fucked up job on the pitch. He dives, he saves, he leaps, he slides in mud, he cannot make mistakes, he is thought by assholes that don't know soccer as"easy job", and thought by even bigger assholes that know about soccer as "useless". chicks crave the strikers-they evade the goalkeepers.

secondly, no other position has a bigger decisive power than the goalie. if a goalie saves a goalbound shot, it equals as he scores one. why does so many assholes think the goalies are useless?

if you are a professional goalkeeper, great. good news, if you make good saves, you will show in the highlights. bad news, if you concede, the video of you eating shit will be played over and over again.

last, goalies are the backbone of the defence! when the team is fucked, its the goalie that has shit smeared all over his face picking up the ball from inside the goal and screaming:" fucking fight! you motherfucking assholes! lets go out and fuck those motherfucking fucks!!!!"

so! i hope you are a little more interested in goalkeeper!

"STOP THAT FUCKIN BULLSHIT AND PLAY SOME SOCCER!!!!!!!" yells the goalkeeper.

by Carlisle C September 5, 2012

lacrosse goalie

Someone who is a combination of crazy tough, insanely brave, and very very crazy who is willing, and actually hoping, to step in front of a dense rubber ball that can be traveling near 100mph with nothing but a cup, helmet, stick, gloves, and thin foam chest pad.

1. I would never want to be a lacrosse goalie.

2. That guy's almost nuts enough to be a lacrosse goalie.

by Tigerlax February 3, 2008

goalieflage

Goalie equipment designed by a Boston teenager, that looks like the netting of the goal, the result being an optical illusion that confuses the shooter.

The goalie is wearing goalieflage.

by Five Hole February 17, 2009

goalie

The last line of defense that stops the other team from scoring. They are the unsung heroes of the game. They give there heart and body to the game they love, and are willing to sacrifice everything to save the game. Even when they get hurt they never complain. The only bad part about a goalie is they tend to get blamed for losing the game because everyone remembers the shots they missed and not the ones they saved. In reality though if your team was so dame good then you would not need a goalie.

There are goalies in soccer, hockey, and lacrosse and you dame well better respect them because no one sees your ass in goal.

by Goalkeeper#13 January 11, 2015

Hockey Goalie

One of the most crazy people on this earth.They willingly allow people to shoot pucks at them as hard as they can . They have to be fast and have quick reflexes.They are also pretty weird people. Hockey goalies probably have the toughest position for all the blame they get they have to be mentally strong too.

Guy 1: " Look at that guy he is crazy".
Guy 2 :" well he does take pucks to the head for a living he is a Hockey Goalie".

by Goalie boi84 November 18, 2019