Gobless

Pejorative misspelling of “God bless”, usually used to mock virtue-signaling boomers posting on Facebook about anything from nationalism to bringing back God in schools.

“Let’s bring Jesus back in the classroom, not CRT! Type amen if you agree”

“Gobless”

by VineGuitarist September 24, 2021

Goobley Minion

The real definition of awesomeness/ name of someone awesome.

Guy 1: "Did you see that triple backflip off a plane?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! That must be Goobley Minion."

by trololololol<3 April 26, 2013

Gooblers

Little Men that sprout out of your body

Person 1:"Oh shit! My Gooblers are running everywhere!"
Person 2:"You better get your Gooblers in check!"

by Grandmas Arthritis June 29, 2020

Goobleshank

A word of illimitable meanings, collectively a noun, adjective, and verb all simultaneously. Not to be misconstrue as a simple amalgamation between the phrases "gooble" and "shank," it is a word that took every generation to erect and shall perpetuate to develop as a staple in our modern language, dominating all the other frivolous words in our communication and inspiring magnification in our verbal cognizance. Utilize this magnificent phrase to baffle your maladroit opponents, astonish your friends and background spectators as they gaze upon you from an incipient perspective, and impress even the most perspicacious people of your mastery of this word.

Legend says the first whispers of this word originated from a world where talks of discord take place, crafted and forged by a hooligan who loved cake and bacon.

Intellectual: What a wonderful day to goobleshank!

Dripster: Lol stupid kid wtf does that even mean bruh XD

Intellectual: I shall now goobleshank you

Dripster: N҉O҉O҉O҉O҉O҉O҉ ҉I҉M҉ ҉B҉E҉I҉N҉G҉ ҉G҉O҉O҉B҉L҉E҉S҉H҉A҉N҉K҉E҉D҉ ҉I҉M҉ ҉S҉O҉R҉R҉Y҉

by hugh j ness February 13, 2023

Goblette

A girl Goblin.

Happy Halloween to all you Goblins and Goblettes!

by Kristian Pulz March 1, 2009

gooblet

What Nooblet is to Noob; a gooblet is younger and more socially akward than the average goober.

Goober: Hey you're not allowed to look at that woman.
Bill: Fuck you I'm allowed to take pics in public

Goober: I'm getting all up in your face now buddy.

Gooblet: stop being so mean to me just bcus u dont like mlp doesnt meen yo gotta bully me
Bill: stfu faggot

by Douchebag82 January 10, 2013

Gobles

A town in southwest Michigan known for football, and coincidentally football players are worshiped as gods and given anything they want.

Also one of the areas in the state that has an extremely high STD rate.

Person 1: Gobles? Where is that?
Person 2: Uhm somewhere where they love football too much.

by Undercover Writer February 11, 2009