Glumpter

Anything your heart desires

Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, or numeral.

Ex.

“Woah! Sandy just gave him that glumpter grip!”
“Last night David made a glumpter shot in pool!”
“You should’ve seen it! There was about glumpter deer in front of my car!”

by Tshchlerky January 8, 2023

Niagara Grumper

An explosive shit. Comes pouring out of your ass with seemingly no end to the flow. Like a hot waterfall of shit.

I ate some bad oysters last night and today I experienced the worst Niagara Grumper. I couldn’t get off the shitter.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Grumper

A very humorous word for poop.

Damn it, I just stepped in the biggest pile of grumper!

by benwad934 March 30, 2004

gumper

Gumper ; Is A person who gumps. which is a person whom will persuade by performing a sexual act, usually fellatio but not limited to, to acquire or gain something they need . Often placed in the same group as puddle sluts, drug whore but really quite different. The main difference is a gumper, trades sexual favors for other things besides drugs or substance, but more focused on trading for other services or granted access to something not normally accessible by the sexual favor giver. Gumpers are not addicts but more often a determined crafty type. Who has no shame using sexual allure to gain what they want. Generally a tactic used by females towards men in power. Who have morality issues.

submitted by LuvH8Luv
inspired by popular pop culture movie.

Forrest Gump when Forrest Gump's mother had sex with a superintendent of school district to grant Forrest Gump access into public school and not a special school for less fortunate.

In the PTA meeting held at the town hall a mob of parents held signs in protest and loud speaker saying "Mrs. Gump had sex with the right person to get her slow handicapped son into our public schools which created a distraction to all other children's learning." when interviewing another angry parent, the parent very frustrated in demeanor said, "She can't just gump the super-intendant for her boy to be placed into schools made for regular kids. She's done this before with parking tickets getting thrown out, to returning opened electronics that she obviously used and damaged. she gets away with everything by her gumper ways and now it seems she is gumping her way into our public school. "

by Luv H8 Luv April 10, 2022

Glupper

The substance that is made out of various substances found in the gutter.

The glupper was made out of leaves, water and feathers.

by mandeezygeezy January 27, 2011

glamperfu

To be glamorously perfect

He is so glamperfu at making dresses !

by TheJuan February 7, 2015

grumper

A defecation that requires mass force to expel.

Oh man, I can tell this one is going to be a real grumper.

by John Clever November 27, 2002