a great-grandpa-cougar. an older man, 45+, that frequently hits up bars or nightclubs to lay his mack down on younger females. a g-g-gougar is usually dressed in a tight black t-shirt, tucked into fitted indigo jeans with a belt and dress shoes - trying to dress young, despite his receding hairline. a g-g-gougar will get his 70's style boogie on near a group of newly legal ladies, hoping one of them is into the older crowd.
"hey ladies, wanna boogie?" - g-g-gougar
"ew, no thanks" - sam
- gougar walks away -
"that guy was such a g-g-gougar" - lynnette
"ew, no thanks" - sam
- gougar walks away -
"that guy was such a g-g-gougar" - lynnette
by Lynnette123 July 5, 2006
Get the g-g-gougar mug.One who eats a gluten free diet, not because they have celiac disease or a gluten sensitivity but because they heard they can lose weight.
One who is a glutard groupie. (i.e. a gloupie)
One who craves the attention brought on by a special diet. (i.e. borderline personality disorder, psychosomatic, histrionic, Munchhausen, aka annoying)
One who is a glutard groupie. (i.e. a gloupie)
One who craves the attention brought on by a special diet. (i.e. borderline personality disorder, psychosomatic, histrionic, Munchhausen, aka annoying)
Terry: Hey biatch, what be up? You look fantabulous! Whatcha been doin'?
Christina: Ives been gluten free. Ives lost me some hella lbs!
Terry: Damn girl, you don't effin lose pounds from a gluten free diet. You's can still have french fries, snickers, ice cream, potato chips, cheeze puffs, pork rinds, whip cream and all sorts of shit that can give you things like sugar diabetes. Gluten free ain't healthy unless you are allergic to gluten.
Christina: Um, okay but when I go to a restaurant the chef comes out to talk to me to see if the food was good. I gets my way and I am loosing weight.
Terry: Oh hells no! Damn girl, you is glutardish.
Christina: Ives been gluten free. Ives lost me some hella lbs!
Terry: Damn girl, you don't effin lose pounds from a gluten free diet. You's can still have french fries, snickers, ice cream, potato chips, cheeze puffs, pork rinds, whip cream and all sorts of shit that can give you things like sugar diabetes. Gluten free ain't healthy unless you are allergic to gluten.
Christina: Um, okay but when I go to a restaurant the chef comes out to talk to me to see if the food was good. I gets my way and I am loosing weight.
Terry: Oh hells no! Damn girl, you is glutardish.
by psychnp March 10, 2011
Get the glutardish mug.A term that apparently means "one who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten," except that isn't how celiac disease or gluten intolerance actually works.
"I'm going to upvote this definition for glutard even though I have no understanding of the difference between an allergy, gluten intolerance and lactose intolerance. I just find people with life-threatening illnesses funny and slightly irritating."
by thegreatglutard May 24, 2013
Get the glutard mug.by Omega in Colorado October 7, 2010
Get the Glutard mug.Sam: "I can solve the rubiks cube with only my left hand."
Pam: "Thats nothing. If you are going solve a cube, you have to do it properly. With a carrot and a rubber band"
Sam: "You are such a gluga"
can also be used as a adjective
"You are so gluga"
Pam: "Thats nothing. If you are going solve a cube, you have to do it properly. With a carrot and a rubber band"
Sam: "You are such a gluga"
can also be used as a adjective
"You are so gluga"
by Hoona74 March 26, 2007
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I thought the Hyatt would have a good cougar bar, but all that was there were gluegars.
I thought the Hyatt would have a good cougar bar, but all that was there were gluegars.
by kemmy g February 24, 2008
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