Glubags

A person who is extremely awesome.

I met this kid, he is such a Glubags!

by Guess who. ;\ July 31, 2004

glueback

Gluebacking occurs when one removes one's penis from an oriface during intercourse and ejaculates on one's partner's back.

Billy, not wanting to impregnate his date, gluebacked her.

Word had spread all over campus that Jill had been gluebacked last night by John.

by Somben February 2, 2006

Glueballs

When it has been a very long time since "one" has last ejaculated and "one's" sperm just keeps building up.

Person 1: I got in trouble with my girl and she won't let me hit for 3 months.

Person 2: Man bro, your sick! Your gonna be stuck with Glueballs for 3 months!?

by YourAverageHomie May 15, 2014

glue bag

glue bag is either the 1:object- a bottle with a bag attached with glu poured in used 2 inhale and get "high" or 2: the person a person who sniffs glue or 3:it can be used as an insult meaning the person is stupid or slow.

1:look theres a glue bag
2:oh my god theres them glue sniffers again
3:who is it? tommy, aye hes a gluebag that wee lad

by maria 2t6 April 9, 2006

glue bag

A slang term for a used condom (i.e. the 'bag') filled with the user's semen (i.e. the 'glue'.)

It can, however, be used as a jovial term amongst male friends to show affection for one another.

Lewis: "For fuck sake Freddie, did you just eat haggis off my kitchen floor?"

Freddie: "Aye, but only after you snorted a shot of that whiskey."

Lewis: "Jesus... what a pair of fucking glue bags we are!"

by freddieboy17 April 3, 2009

Gluebanger

A person who prefers having sex with tubes of Elmers glue. Often characterized by small children running behind them with constuction paper. Sticky Dick is an often used slang term for them. They are often seen eating pastries in the park while nude. They have small legs and enlarged ass cheeks, known as Rumpasistis. This condition is a result of a chemical in the glue. The Gluebanger will often save his glue tube for multiple uses and create an end-of-the-week protein pudding out of it. This is often unknowingly fed to zebras. They like to play darts.

Cashier : Why are you buying so many glue sticks?

Patron : Because they fit so deliciously in my rectum.

Cashier : Wow! That is nice. You must be a gluebanger.

Patron : Indeed!

by Cabbagelou October 7, 2009

glueballs

When your afraid of getting a boner during the day you glue or tape your dick to your leg in case you get a boner so you don't get embarrassed

Did you see him!? you could totally tell he glueballs every day now that that new girls around.

by A-rod the bomb October 30, 2009