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Gluebanger 

A person who prefers having sex with tubes of Elmers glue. Often characterized by small children running behind them with constuction paper. Sticky Dick is an often used slang term for them. They are often seen eating pastries in the park while nude. They have small legs and enlarged ass cheeks, known as Rumpasistis. This condition is a result of a chemical in the glue. The Gluebanger will often save his glue tube for multiple uses and create an end-of-the-week protein pudding out of it. This is often unknowingly fed to zebras. They like to play darts.
Cashier : Why are you buying so many glue sticks?

Patron : Because they fit so deliciously in my rectum.

Cashier : Wow! That is nice. You must be a gluebanger.

Patron : Indeed!
Gluebanger by Cabbagelou October 7, 2009
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gluemonger 

someone who hoards glue...literally
or a name for a homo. The glue...a metaphor for semen, therefor a male who likes it is a homo, or a gluemonger.
"Alex likes it up the butt. what a gluemonger."
gluemonger by KrooklynKid May 13, 2007
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gamebanger

A person whose life is video games, so much so, that they might as well be banging them. gamebangers are usually overweight and live there moms, or are 13 year old boys who think girls are icky. gamebangers rarely sleep, which makes them a little bit grumpy, giving them a deep-seeded hatred for noobs.
gamebanger: get away from me noob!

noob: go make love to your xbox you gamebanger.
gamebanger by rocker4war April 12, 2011

gatebanger 

a person, typically a high school boy, colored or not, who more than obviously lives in a gated community, yet chooses to act like a gangbanger
Dude, anthony is such a gatebanger
gatebanger by Balltickler5000 January 21, 2024

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
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country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
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