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gooner

A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.

How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.

Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
Chad: *fapping to porn on 3 monitors*
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
by Gilgabob February 1, 2019
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glooker

one who searches something (information, pictures etc.) on google.
Search on yahoo, glooker.
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Gooneroo

The ultimate goon. Someone who is goofy in all manners, a little bit sassy, and acts in a silly way during the majority of their existence on earth.
We are the ultimate gooneroos
by Madelea November 26, 2010
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Glooser

A better name for people who like Glee.
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by lolmyfaceisonfire January 20, 2011
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goonery

Random criminal acts or acts of stupidity commited by otherwise productive members of society for the sole purpose of looking cool, or hoping to relate to a studio gangstas or real gangsta who happen to rap.
Ex.1

"Those damn kids were around here committing all manner of goonery."

Ex. 2

"real talk my nigga!! that goonery shit ain't whuts happnin'!!!"

-tru blu
by Mr. Reality Music April 9, 2008
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goonerhead

1. (noun) A strange, goofy or silly person.
2. (noun) A lighthearted term of affection that sounds insulting, but really is not.
You're not supposed to eat the seeds of watermellon, you goonerhead!
by PJeigh September 12, 2005
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