glomjorious

1. A feeling of intense satisfaction brought about by gluttony.

2. The look on a dog's face when it sticks its head out of a moving car window and its tongue flaps in the wind in a glorious manner.

1. I ate the entire cake, and I feel absolutely glomjorious!

2. That dog looks totally glomjorious.

Credit to /u/desmodaeus, /u/RamsesThePigeon, and /u/ConstantlySlippery of Reddit.

by eggbig June 6, 2014

glonojad

Glonojad- Usually a sigma Alpha male with green hair, 30+ children and infinite lifetime.Glonojad is a person that girls have obsession on and want to be pregnant with his/her/their child.

Oh my boyfriend is such an glonojad- my boyfriend is really hot and I want to have his children he is also cheating on me with multiple people

Or "glonojadzie darmo Zjadzie dlaczego kolego zaciążasz każdego"which means glonojadzie parasite why, buddy, you make everyone pregnant.

by Twoj stary dziad April 17, 2022

Gonjo

A derogatory noun describing anyone of Middle Eastern heritage. Meant to be offensive, but since it is an unknown word amongst the masses, most won't understand your intentions.

Robert: So, I have this idea for a song and I wanted to know if you could put a bass line to it.
Cody: Eh, I'm feeling lazy, maybe later.
Robert: We will never get anything done at this rate.
Cody: Shut the hell up, Gonjo! Why don't you go blow up a fucking Taxi?!
Robert:...................
Cody:.....................
Robert:...................
Cody:....heh........
Robert: What the hell is "Gonjo?"
Cody: I don't know. I just thought of it...

by Codimus January 16, 2007

glowjogger

A social media friendly version of <a class="autolink" href="/define.php?term=glownigger" onclick="ga(&apos;send&apos;, &apos;event&apos;, &apos;Autolink&apos;, &apos;Click&apos;, &quot;yogger&quot;);">glownigger</a>

I saw this guy with three friends and no profile pic posting a link to a "fuel filter" in a gun group on Facebook. Must have been a glowjogger

by Kompress0r September 19, 2020

Glowjob

A simple blow job (in any enviroment perferably public) while wearing a glow necklace around the shaft of your penis.

Jesse: Hey Steve, did you see that glowjob I got at the Fourth of July fireworks yesterday?
Steve: Yeah, I could see it across the whole field!

by Wet Ones October 22, 2008

Glondore

A large, clumsy individual with no real direction or motivation in life. Activities associated with this individual include, but are not limited to, sleeping in late, practicing polygamy, lying on the couch, having each meal of the day delivered to their home, goating, paying friends to write homework assignments for them, and always having a $100 bill on the outside of their money clip in an attempt to impress women.

**Not to be confused with its more athletic and ambitious cousin, the Glondoor.

Glondore) "Mom, my credit card was just declined! What's going on?"
Mother Glondore) "You've been cut off son. You're 24 years old and it's time to get a job."
Glondore) "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" (While beating chest)

1) "Where's Glondore? It's almost 2:00pm..."
2) "He won't be up for a few more hours."

Semi-attractive young girl walks in house:

1)Who was that?
2)Not sure. Looks like she's headed to Glondore's room.
1)Poor girl
2)Indeed

by Whohaskaren? August 30, 2010

Glowjob

A glowjob occurs in an environment lighted by a blacklight bulb. Whenever a person is giving traditional blowjob and jizz on their face glows, it is considered a glowjob.

Person 1: DOOOD I WAS GIVING HEAD UNDER A BLACKLIGHT AND THE JIZZ GLOWED!
Person 2: glowjobs = way of life

by Jawn Prieto September 20, 2006