Glocktard

a fake cop who always shoots himself in the arse when aiming.

Capt.: Where's Jerry?
Cop 1: Sir he is on duty?
Capt: With his own glock?!
Cop 1: Yes sir I dont underestand the issue?
Cop: YOU RETARD JERRY WAS NEVER ADMITTED AS A COP AND IS A GLOCKTARD!!!

by Villmar March 1, 2021

Glockwash

The act of taking ones own life by placing your lips around a handgun, typically a Glock, and pulling the trigger.

This class is so dull I might just Glockwash.

by Stumpkat July 6, 2018

Glockmonger

Totally badass gun nut with an affection for, you guessed it: glocks. Tends to be reserved - the "speak softly and carry a big stick" type of guy, but not afraid to put someone in their place, should the occasion call for it. While rough around the edges, ladies are pleasantly surprised to find a heart of gold underneath that tough exterior... not to mention the big barrel he's packin' (!).

I was shootin' off my mouth last night, and that glockmonger shut me down!

Went to the range with that glockmonger lastnight, and he showed me the definition of a good time.

by Shero February 3, 2010

Glokmah

1.A yudonian word meaning goat.
2.An undercover cuss word.

1. Pass over that glokmah, it needs to be milked.
2. What the GLOKMAH! Holy GLOKMAH!

by Simply Sara February 26, 2008

glockaholic

The process of purchasing one glock and falling in love with its utility, accuracy and fanboy status. You then go on a purchasing spree to acquire nothing but glocks; eschewing other pistol brands.

Hey man, I'm a glockaholic. I've purchased 9 glocks in the last 2 years.

by Tony1733 October 18, 2013

ella gluckman

ella gluckman is a very good gorl you will often find her filming moosicols, she is a lover of raw cashews preferably unsalted

ella gluckman is not that big of a beech

by james chores mom November 16, 2018

Glocktalk

Glocktalk (also known as "GT") is a website dedicated to firearms enthusiasts and people that believe in the right to keep and bear arms. Forum members share knowledge with one another on all kinds of topics..not only guns but knives, survival, politics, religion, and even cooking. If you can think of a topic, it probably has it's own area on Glocktalk.

"Test results: Glock 17 and Federal 147gr on Glocktalk"

by Otis B Driftwood May 6, 2009