gleet

British. Ball glaze, pre-cum. The few clear drops of fluid that struggle past the Jap's eye during sexual stimulus, prefiguring the blowing of the gentleman's stack. Nature's none-too-efficient lubricant.

Despite a generous yield of gleet I ended up with terrible friction burns. That's the last time I fuck a book of carpet samples.

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

gleet

A technique of spitting that creates a jet of saliva to come through one's incisors (the top two front teeth) and project a considerable distance, usually at a target.

The two children competed to see who could gleet on Jane first.

by ICUMedic May 9, 2004

gleet

A thin foul-smelling discharge that ensues from any orifice after death, as a result of sphincter relaxation or breakdown of internal tissues. Commonly misunderstood to be a discharge from the sex organs during an affliction of STD. This substance is in fact correctly referred to as grume.

'My late shift at the mortuary mostly involves hosing away the gleet.'

'Suck my gleet!' - offensive

by Gruntyface July 8, 2010

Gleet

Taken from a 1920's medical journal. To suffer from chronic gonoreah (misspelledd i kknow)

by sgk June 9, 2003

Gleet

The noise made when two chests suction together. typically heard durning intercourse (between two consenting adults.)

The word the first definer must have misheard was infact gleek.

"Did you just fart?"
"No, that was a gleet!"

by a gleeter November 11, 2011

gleet

the vaginal discharge of a dead woman

shes gleeting everywhere

by natalie brown October 13, 2003

gleet

A term which is primarily meant to be used as a hashtag on Twitter during a tweet referencing the television show "Glee"

Tonight's Glee episode was soooo good! #gleet

by flossinlawson October 21, 2010