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Gladderest

To be the gladdest of the glads in gladiator fights.
He was the gladderest of the bunch.
by Pseudor May 19, 2011
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Gladden

A large measurement (around half a bottle) but still classy.
I might have a gladden of wine tonight
by ProperNutty March 8, 2023
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Cole Gladden

A very cute guy who loves to touch guys butts and has long blonde hair that looks like sonic.
OMG that guy is such a Cole Gladden.
by delsy August 31, 2019
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Being Gliddened

When a company/individual lies to you promising to make good on their faulty products/services .Once your back is turned,the company lies on you,screwing you royally by lying to their superiors and treating you/talking to and of you as though you are a 2nd class citizen,leaving you holding the bag knowing they screwed you and couldn't care less about your effort/predicament.
When I used Home Depot's best paint in my living room and kitchen at $29/gallon,it peeled off within two days.It tore up my walls something fierce.It came off in sheets literally.The peeled paint was rubbery,like a Stretch Armstrong doll from the 70s.

Glidden's company rep Josh Ledet came to my house and admitted the paint was faulty.I told him they were going to hire a contractor to finish my house interior,as I had spent 3 months repairing my drywall.

In his report he lied on me,saying I didn't use primer.I went to Home Depot corporate ( who also treated my like Im second class ) and showed them proof (videos and photos).Home Depot refused to reprimand him and sided up with him,totally screwing me in the process.

Want to see this in action? Go to YouTube and search Glidden Paint Review,not Reviews. There you'll see 4 videos of me peeling it off my walls in sheets.

Glidden and Home Depot,burn in hell for all eternity.

This is "Being Gliddened"
by Helluva nice guy July 25, 2013
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Gladene

Gladene
noun / name
glad-een

1) A rare gem with main character energy. The calm in chaos, the storm in stillness. A natural-born queen with wisdom in her gaze and wildfire in her soul. When Gladene walks in, the air changes—vibes shift, hearts align, and the real ones just know.

2) A loyal ride-or-die who does not play about her people. Sweet as honey when she wants to be, savage as necessary. She makes silent power moves and shows up golden—never loud, but always legendary.

3) Not just a name, but a whole vibe. Her laugh can cure seasonal depression, her side-eye has its own gravitational pull, and her advice? So on point it should be framed and hung in a museum of wisdom and No-Nonsense Truth.
Usage:
“Bruh, my therapist said I need to find my inner Gladene.”
“I need Gladene’s energy just to survive this week.”
“That side-eye? Pure Gladene magic.”
by Luna Monroe April 5, 2025
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