Girlface 

The inability to stop smiling because of someone you are romantically interested in/involved with. Both men and women suffer from Girlface regardless of whether they are interested in a man or woman.

A: Why are you smiling?
B: No reason...
A: You have girlface! Why do you have girlface? Who's giving you girlface
B: <evasive> Um...

Girlface by Stephanoffle February 21, 2009

Girlmate 

Used by a chavvy male to specify a female friend or best friend, who is not specifically a girlfriend, possibly to boast that they aren't shallow towards the other gender.

Unfortunately it says the opposite as any non-chav bloke will just say friend and specify female if later required.

Guy 1 - I was talking with my girlfriend the other day right, well not girlfriend yano, girl that's a friend...

Guy 2 - The word's girlmate

Guy 1 - Shut it yeaaa'

Girlmate by chiffmonkey January 6, 2011

girlancee 

Noun. A girlfriend who wants to control your weiner with a poisonous, spiked, explosive ball and chain. This girl consumes every waking moment of your life while depriving you of vaginal delight. She provides you with all of the hardships associated with a fiancee while presenting none of the benefits of having a casual girlfriend. Once sucked into the black hole of the girlancee, there is simply no hope of returning to a life containing anything remotely resembling happiness.

"Hey, where is our roommate Calvin?" roommate 1. "Oh, he is at his girlancee's house," roommate 2. "Poor guy," roommate 1.

girlancee by 1410 December 23, 2011

Grimance

Someone who happens to be particularly unattractive, normally (but not exclusively) due to physical features.

He's a right grimance - i'd keep away if I were you!

Grimance by Teddy June 16, 2004

Girmance 

A Girmance is a very close friendship two girls share together. Similar to a bromance.Girmance is not GirLmance, Because "L" s are for lesbians. Girmance is where to girls love each other in the most heterosexual way. Girmances are very serious. They are not to be fucked with! Girmances have Girlaws, more official than bro codes. It's fucking LAW.

"We're not gay! We are just Girs in a very serious girmance!"L"'s are for lesbians bitch!"

"Gir check this out."

"Gir, I love you gir!"

Girmance by IchoseUke. October 24, 2012

grimmance 

To be used if something horrible, or grim has happened to another person

For example
andy "I fell in dog poo this morning"
john "Argh, grimmance man"

grimmance by team uca January 14, 2008

Gromance 

Its a girl romance(however no sexual feelings are involved), similar to the bromance but much cuter and girly.

Lynn: I LOVE YOU
Shelly: awee! You're so cute! I love you more silly girl.
Lynn: oh my. We have such a Gromance!

Gromance by lhasaurus April 8, 2009