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Vag gingivitis

"I hooked up with this girl and damn did she have some bad Vag gingivitis. There was no way I was going down there".
by KcB-wood December 17, 2008
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asshole gingivitis

A disease in which the asshole region is stricken with multiple symptoms of illness, such as severe redness, appearance of sores or blisters, green fungus, acute pain whenever one sits down, or the insatiable urge to fill asshole region with Listerine or toothpaste. Is highly contagious and can be transmitted in multiple ways. So dangerous being in the same room with one who has A-ginge will result in at least the basic transmittance of qualities such as being stupid or a giant douche bag or excessively loud.
"Can Jimmy come out to play?"
"Sorry, Jimmy has to stay in bed. His doctor says he has asshole gingivitis, and should stay away from other kids."

Ronny was an employee at the Charmin toilet paper factory, but because he had an unreported case of asshole gingivitis, almost 5 million people complained of symptoms related to asshole gingivitis.

"Matthew, shut up. Stop making up stories about bumming Harry's mom up the ass. It's probably just an excuse for the asshole gingivitis you now have."

"Your asshole gingivitis is so raunch it's oozing out of your pants. And where is my mouth wash?"
by Steven G. September 4, 2008
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gingian

Fire crotch Indian, an Indian with a fire crotch. Wow, that Indian has a fire crotch. No son, that's a gingian.
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gingivosity

The extent to which somebody is ginger.
That bird from Girls Aloud has a high rate of gingivosity
by Tony Lavage March 7, 2008
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Gingina

When an intoxicated female entices a male with sexual offerings, but passes out prior to delivering said offerings.

The female equivalent of whiskey dick.
My alcoholic girlfriend was so hot for me last night but she got gingina before I could seal the deal. I was so horny I did her anyway.
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gingivitis-jitsu

A martial arts technique involving breathing in your opponent's face right before executing a move.
I had him in a full guard, but I lost it when he pulled that gingivitis-jitsu move on me. Gross.
by jojobeans1972 February 27, 2013
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Gingivagitis

a disease or ailment where someone uncontrollably masturbates with an electric (or oscillating) toothbrush.
Ryan: "Dude, that chick has got some serious Gingivagitis goin' on."

Nick: "That's fuckin' HOT, man! I wonder if she'll let me smell her toothbrush?"

Ryan: "Don't try it, man, she also lobsterbates."
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