gilfow

gilfow, the word came from the word milf in which of course means Mum I'd Like to Fuck.

gilfow means Girl I'd like to finger on webcam and is used specifically for my dear friend, Pedo.

good gilfow you are
you dirty gilfow

by The Masked Musketeer September 30, 2004

Gilfeder

A gilfeder is a person of extreme arrogance and a massive cunt, a gilfeder most of the time has no mates due to being a dick, Although he has a large penis he doesnt use it because he is over affectionate with girls, and love spams them on Facebook, A gilfeder also means a person who had lost so many mates that people now look down on him, no longer the top dog, a gilf is someone to oppose a force of extreme arrogance and cunt like behaviour.

fuck, i hate that guy, he is so arrogant
yeah, hes a massive gilfeder

by DR.dark lord February 20, 2013

Gilfoe

Acronym of "Get In Late. F*** Off Early." The act of arriving (generally at work) after the appointed start time and still going home early.

"The boss is away on a course on Friday."

"Gilfoe?"

"You read my mind, dude."

by SW18 July 25, 2013

gilfomar

A handsome young Viking that has a penchant for the older lady

"How many grannies has Thiromar slept with?" "We call him Gilfomar - does that answer your question?"

"I've been through so many fuddy-duddies during Odin's feast, I'm a regular old Gilfomar!"

by Egg the Space Dick February 7, 2022

Gilfed

When you find out that you're a brand new grandmother. But you or your son (a daughter would know) didn't even know your grandchild even existed. The baby mama either knew it or didn't know, but the fact remains: you got Gilfed.

Brand New Grandma: I just found out my son has a daughter.

Online (& soon to be Offline) Friend: You just got Gilfed.

by tribeofwriters August 9, 2024