An imagined scenario that is played out elaborately in one's head, or created verbally with friends, usually regarding scenarios that will never happen in real life.
Lexi: I had a gideon the other day about what I would do if I saw Julia at work.
Cristine :Oh, what!?
Lexi: I'm walking towards her and I start shaking my head. I say, "I can't believe you still work here". Then I grab her by the collar and push her against a brick wall , like an 80's high school movie. Everyone around me starts shouting, " punch her, punch her!". Instead I spit on her shoe, and say, "Get the hell out."
Christine: Oh my gosh thats so good! And then Julia starts crying as you're walking away!
Lexi: Yeah, and then kids start shoving her in the shoulder as they walk by her!
Christine: Then poop starts leaking down her pants
Lexi: Yeah, like she's in some constant state of diarrhea
Christine: Yeah, poopin her pants in front of everyone
Lexi: Then the janitor walks by her and throws up
Sarah: In her hair!
Sam: What's a gideon?
Sara: Oh you know, when you like act out a whole story in your head of something that would happen, even if it would never actually happen
Cristine :Oh, what!?
Lexi: I'm walking towards her and I start shaking my head. I say, "I can't believe you still work here". Then I grab her by the collar and push her against a brick wall , like an 80's high school movie. Everyone around me starts shouting, " punch her, punch her!". Instead I spit on her shoe, and say, "Get the hell out."
Christine: Oh my gosh thats so good! And then Julia starts crying as you're walking away!
Lexi: Yeah, and then kids start shoving her in the shoulder as they walk by her!
Christine: Then poop starts leaking down her pants
Lexi: Yeah, like she's in some constant state of diarrhea
Christine: Yeah, poopin her pants in front of everyone
Lexi: Then the janitor walks by her and throws up
Sarah: In her hair!
Sam: What's a gideon?
Sara: Oh you know, when you like act out a whole story in your head of something that would happen, even if it would never actually happen
by Misslovelylovely May 29, 2019
A creature of plight that dwells near the same location of The Shaw. Like it's neighbor, The Gideon possesses a great odor of the mouth. Most beings that come into contact with The Gideon are forever scarred if not outright terminated. Unlike its distant relative, The Gideon has only one useful appendage. All others are limited to a specific purpose. The most questionable appendage is that of a globe-like entity on what should be a neck. It appears to control all movement although that fact is widely disputed by scientists. Most all researchers do agree that this creature is not at all intelligent and fails in any attempts to disguise the inept abilities it possesses.
by mickey July 23, 2004
A Guy that is so good in bed that you keep wanting more and more nothing can beet him his perfect dick makes for the best sex
by theguywiththathugecock February 02, 2009
Funniest person ever. He has a pure soul, and always wants to make people smile and be at peace. He is very supportive and caring and will hardly ever break your trust. He has the cutest smile! Man like Gideon is very hard to find a keep him close, he can be shy in public at first but nice he gets comfortable he is the best person to hang with.
Gideon is so funny
by Yummyummyumyy March 16, 2021
by r bginvefigrvefovgefocwdfebncw November 03, 2020
Gideon is very courteous. Often known as a warrior. The name is biblical. Gideon faced many battles mentally and physically. He has a heart but doesn’t have time to love someone. He always fights for what he believes in no matter what. He is a protector; he protects the good and defeats the bad. He is brave and loyal.
by LoveCookieSnap December 11, 2020
Gideoning is the act of giving a supreme back massage to one or more participants while at the same time giving them the best hug of their entire existence.
by Adrian Swing April 12, 2010