Someone who gives a better handjob than you could ever give yourself- someone better with your pen than you are.
"Hows your biography coming along, Dave?"
"To be honest I can't get any words down, Cynthia is just too good of a ghost writer".
"To be honest I can't get any words down, Cynthia is just too good of a ghost writer".
by Biggish Shoe October 18, 2010
A person who will set up accounts on various websites, but will not post real pictures of his or herself. This type of person also pops up on your instant messaging clients. When asked for a picture, the person will give excuses about broken cameras or using another computer with no pictures. There are a host of lies that these people will give. Most of the time, they are looking to set you up for some unknown motive. Remember, there is a reason why they are trying to remain anonymous.
A person who finds you on various websites and attempt to hook up with you or get to know you outside of the cyberlife; however, they don't have a face (they can NOT provide pictures of how they look). Therefore, it's just a ghost writing you messages.
A person who finds you on various websites and attempt to hook up with you or get to know you outside of the cyberlife; however, they don't have a face (they can NOT provide pictures of how they look). Therefore, it's just a ghost writing you messages.
Internet Guy: What's up baby? You are gorgeous!! One fine lady!
Me: Thanks...I guess..but umm..where are your pictures?
Internet Guy: Umm..My camera on my phone isn't working. My screen is broken. My phone is touch screen so I can't see if the camera is working.
Me: How is that possible?...On this website it shows that you are logged on from your phone...but you just said that your screen is broken and you can't see anything. How are you talking to me with a broken screen?
Internet Guy: Umm..well.
Me: Never mind. It's a reason why you want to remain unknown. I don't have time to talk to Ghost Writers. Have a great day!
Me: Thanks...I guess..but umm..where are your pictures?
Internet Guy: Umm..My camera on my phone isn't working. My screen is broken. My phone is touch screen so I can't see if the camera is working.
Me: How is that possible?...On this website it shows that you are logged on from your phone...but you just said that your screen is broken and you can't see anything. How are you talking to me with a broken screen?
Internet Guy: Umm..well.
Me: Never mind. It's a reason why you want to remain unknown. I don't have time to talk to Ghost Writers. Have a great day!
by RavenCherokee May 29, 2010
On Chatroulette, a couple has sex while a friend types at the keyboard. The key to making it a success is to make the "keyboard man" invisible to the web cam.
Vince: So my friends and I decided to go on Chatroulette. I was keyboard man.
Hot Chick: You guys did a Ghost Writer Webcam?! I wish I could have been there!
Hot Chick: You guys did a Ghost Writer Webcam?! I wish I could have been there!
by theandimancan August 04, 2010
A term that can be used for bloggers.
When a blogger is to busy to sit down and write their own post...they get a ghost post writer to do the dirty work for them. We tell them the story..they write it.
When a blogger is to busy to sit down and write their own post...they get a ghost post writer to do the dirty work for them. We tell them the story..they write it.
Sure I can go on vacation. I will just call my ghost post writer from the hotel, and give them a post to write for my blog. My readers won't know the difference.
by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife October 12, 2009
Da team of words-and-melody-notes jotters who actually composed da now-hugely-famous country-music selection, but put Johnny Cash's name to it.
An author should actually be da one to write his own compositions, or said plagiarizing fake might be condemned to join da ghost writers in the sky for all eternity!
by QuacksO December 23, 2022
Rampant in "chain of command" situations --- especially the military and "mega-biz" establishments --- whereby everybody wants to push underlings around but then hastily "passes the buck" and claims ignorance/innocence when things go sour. Refers to the deplorable practice of an arrogant/dictatorial/irresponsible/ignorant a**h**e with way too much power ("authority") giving unwise/ineffective/counter-productive orders to one or more hapless underlings, brusquely refusing to listen to their urgently-beseeching appeals about the fallacy/unfairness/danger of proceeding as he told them, but then suddenly shedding all knowledge/responsibility (i.e., not admitting that he was indeed the "author" of those crazy stipulations) regarding said preposterous directives whenever s**t hits the fan afterwards as a result of his subordinates' having reluctantly-but-obediently carried out his unwisely-mandated actions.
I long ago decided to not just blindly/arbitrarily follow orders/rules/laws, no matter what position or experience or education/training that their "authors" happened to supposedly possess... I **always** use my own judgement/conscience in all my actions. Too many times in the past, I've gotten in knee-deep doo-doo MYSELF for someone else's screw-ups in reasoning/planning, only to have said "idiot in power" pull da ol' "ghost writer" AUTHORity trick on me, never admitting or even falsely denying ever having told me to proceed that way, just so that HE would not have to suffer any of the fallout from his own preposterous directives.
by QuacksO August 25, 2018