Ghost Nut

When you're masturbating to pasta and you have an orgasm but no cum comes out of your spaghetti noodle

*Sitting in science class*
America: I can't nut dude, only ghost nut!
Italy: Damn, let's build a bottle rocket!

Ghost Nut by Big America Little Italy September 21, 2017

Ghost nut

When you fake an organsm to stop having bad sex with someone.

Ya bro, I totally ghost nutted he . She sucked and I had to get out of there.

Ghost nut by Yung Fugly January 8, 2017

Ghost Nut

When a guy is jacking off and is about to nut, but right before he does he grabs on tight as to not let anything come out, thus granting the similar feeling of nutting without the mess.

“Oh you’ve never ghost nut before? Try it, it’s pretty neat. No mess and that. Idk”

Ghost Nut by Barbarian Buddy March 4, 2022

Ghost Nut

When you nut so hard that your soul leaves out of your body.
First time that has ever happened is a Scandanavian man from Sweden found an invisible man not only sleeping in his bed, but the ghost nutted in his bed, where now it's time for the scandanavian man to nut to this song.

To perform a ghost nut, you have to firmly grasp the tender of your meat and START STROKING IT FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND, and when due time, you will feel a tingly sensation as your meat starts to glow a bright light. After that, you have finally committed a Ghost Nut where your soul leaves from your body, as you have become what you have done, Ghost Nut.

Person 1: "Hey, you wanna have a sausage fest and nut to two men kissing?"
Person 2: "Nah bruv, I just made a ghost nut, but fukkit, I'll do it anyways!"

Ghost Nut by NathanDarksonTHL December 7, 2022

Ghost nut

A little old man sleepin' in your bed

He nütted in the bed

The ghost nütted!

And now it's time for you to nüt to this song!

Ghost nut!

Ghost nut by Jsospofi April 6, 2023

Ghost-Bust a Nut 

The art of a faked male orgasm. Pretending to ejaculate. When you grow weary of having intercourse with a female you may "ghost bust a nut" to end the experience.

Rodney: So...I got drunk and hooked up with this girl last night
Maurice: Really dude? Nice!
Rodney: Nah man, not nice! This chick was gross! When I finally sobered up I had to ghost-bust a nut and got out of there!

Ghost-Bust a Nut by casper the nut busting ghost September 2, 2009

Nutty The Ghost 

1: n. One of Carvel’s signature cakes with two layers of ice cream, chocolate crunchies, milk fudge, and white whipped frosting covered in nuts or vanilla crunch.

n. Someone who nuts and ghosts

1: “Oh boy! I can’t wait to eat my delicious Nutty The Ghost!”
2: “Don’t fall for that guy, he’s a Nutty The Ghost.”

Nutty The Ghost by twinkie-chan May 24, 2018