jerkin the gherkin

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

gherbo mode

Only the blackest of the black use this word. Also, only if you are a top recruit for either football or basketball you can use this term. It is typically defined as going beast mode or straight savage.

Next season my attitude is in full gherbo mode, real talk.

by ratcheth January 27, 2017

the gherbs

Cross between ghetto and suburb. A step up from the ghetto but not quite white picket fence suburb. Where people from the ghetto move to, bringing with them, their ghetto mentality.

I just move out to the gherbs; from Hunters Point to Vallejo. First day there, there was a drive-by, and I thought I was getting away from that shit.

by Big Bad Sky February 26, 2009

Gheritt White

The mysterious character in the Gheritt White terminal in Marathon(1)

Thought to be Durandal.

He escaped into the waves.......
The waves......
The waves......
The Waves......

The cyclopian waves(?)

by Farénoch July 8, 2004

gherlene

hot asfk, cute asfk, so sexy

gherlene must be hella hot bc she is hella hot

by gherlene January 1, 2022

Gherkin

When you use quick wit to say something funny in the context of an ordinary conversation, the recipient of your wit must exclaim “gherkin” in recognition of your superior banter

Jon - “What do you think of my newly styled facial hair”

Jack - “looks like you had a face transplant with someone’s muff”

Jon - “gherkin”

by johnbingbang February 15, 2020

jerkin' the gherkin

Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.

Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.

by Grandmaster D November 30, 2006