Garett

He is that cool kid that you want to be and really popular and gets all the ladies

Person 1: Oh wow do you see that kid he gets all the girls and is super rip
Person 2: Yeah he is such a Garett

by AmICoolYet? October 11, 2019

Mrs Garett

The worst fucking teacher ever at HTMS

Friend 1:Look it’s Mrs Garett
Friend 2: oh yeah that bitch

by Big man cool guy oh yeah November 6, 2019

Pulling a garett

Swearing your not gay but not fooling anybody either

Can sombody tell Ethan to stop pulling a garett

No man he's convinced peaple still think he's not gay

by Mothu focku August 11, 2016

Garett county Gurgler

This occurs when you cum in a girls mouth and then tea-bag her, while your balls are in her mouth she has to gurgle the cum.

That lucky girl! She got a Garett county Gurgler!

by batherbutt December 18, 2008

Giving Garett

a man, preferably tall and masculine, named Garett who is very giving.

Bobby:"Wow! Will you look at Garett, he is such a giving man."
Rex:"That my friend, is a Giving Garett."

by shish 101 April 3, 2005

ghrett

A canceled game (soccer, basketball, etc.).

Dude, I can't believe all of these ghretts we've been having during the season...it's ridiculous!

by Captain Jones December 28, 2005

Garett’s Hairline

The worst hairline in all existence. This hairline is so crooked that even an anus is straighter than it. Merely looking at this hairline will burn your eyeballs to ashes, and it will overwhelm your brain as well, frying it and instantly killing you.

“Look away! It’s Garett’s Hairline!”

by BigBabyShrek February 27, 2019