Term used to describe a futile or pointless modificatiion to an already existing & pathetic system. For example, fat girls drinking diet coke makes no sense because they already ordered the Papa Johns for brunch.
"Why is Lee Chop Ming trying to bulk up when his face looks squashed on a windshield? He's like the fucking Elephant man Getting a Haircut, he's still ugly as fuck."
by Nick Blakerrr July 25, 2006
Get the Elephant Man Getting a Haircutmug. This is a collection of colloquilisms, bare is a prefix to a noun to describe the amount of the subject, man is a colloquilism for men, grimey is an adverb to describe unpleasent violence or action and ting is to exagerate the aformetioned sentance.
by soundgeezer1995 March 3, 2010
Get the bare man get grimey tingmug. Yeah, I just found out the average size of a dick in South Korea is 3.8, in America 5, and JESUS CHRIST in Congo it is 7.6. Damn Marry, get yourself a man from Congo.
by duck_off January 26, 2017
Get the get yourself a man from congomug. by cake-etiquette December 20, 2008
Get the get your grown man onmug. To be in a relationship when your boyfriend is classy, kind, and deep but thugn it at the same time.
by CrazyAllCaps December 17, 2017
Get the Get you a man that can do bothmug. by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022
Get the getting my man to the promised landmug. A phrase someone says when a man does something polite or charming. It means to get a respectful boyfriend like the guy you are referencing is to his girlfriend.
Jenna: Hey Charlie, can you go get me some more water?
Charlie: Sure (gets up to go get Jenna water)
Jenna: Can you also grab the ketchup?
Charlie: Yeah (grabs ketchup and water and brings them to Jenna)
Alice: Get you a mans like this!
Charlie: Sure (gets up to go get Jenna water)
Jenna: Can you also grab the ketchup?
Charlie: Yeah (grabs ketchup and water and brings them to Jenna)
Alice: Get you a mans like this!
by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 30, 2020
Get the get you a mans like thismug.