Gertie gapper

Slang term originally used for a large twat, or vagina, but also used as an expression for anything large or impressive.

The only thing he could say when he first saw the Grand Canyon was "Good God, what a "Gertie gapper"!

by teetiger October 20, 2008

Gerbiercing

Using a gerbil to pierce a part of the human body.

Dude, I totally told you not to get that gerbiercing; it is getting infected.

by GerbilStroker June 9, 2011

Gerbie

A boy who speaks in only negatives. No one even knows if he speaks any English at all.

Jeez is that even English? What a gerbie

by Ain’t Not Ern May 16, 2018

gerrie

slang for "gerontophil", someone who is sexually attracted to elderly people, usually men.

After seeing John cruising that 80 year old, I knew that he was a gerrie

by 665930## March 1, 2008

Geriel

He is rare. He made mistakes but will always be forgiven. He is very responsible and approachable. He is awesome! He is an ideal man. He is everything.

Geriel is the best man I've ever known.

by mrlsnghln June 7, 2021

gravel gertie

A surprise, non lubricated anal sneak attack

My wife refused to make dinner, so I snuck up on her and gave her a Gravel Gertie

by Tanbeer December 21, 2016

Dirty Gertie

When a colleague at work takes photos of ones poo, he/she is a dirty gertie.

Matt: my poo was best on rate my poo yesterday, Nat: matt you are a dirty gertie!

by stoke_gal March 10, 2009