gettysburg axe handle

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.

During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.

by Coco Sean July 6, 2018

Skrttzy Gertzy

What you call someone who is dating a fucking piece of pizza

Rylie: Dude I give up on life I'm a Skrttzy Gertzy\
April: I was a Skrttzy Gertzy until I met my boi
Minecraft_Tuber_Kid: hello am boi

by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid January 13, 2019

GERTY

A talking computer in the 2009 movie "Moon". Voiced by Kevin Spacey.

Sam: You need to get laid.
I'm going to go back to work.

GERTY: :D

by Jimmy Man December 18, 2010

Gertay

a gertay is a naked sky diving party hosted by a ''german man'', who is in a mid life / identity crisis , his girlfriend is bisexual and loves other women eventhough most of the time she is straight and only has threesomes with other women and of course gert.
The folks there usually have every type of anal wart you can think of,they are mid 20's to early 70's and think there really hip and cool.

hansgertoni: mm i like that young virgin over there lets set up a gertay weee..

niamh:wanna play lil hannah??

six year old hannah: is this a game?

by gerting April 6, 2009

Getty

A get-together; a party; a cook-out.

Dude, thanks for inviting me to Your getty. I, and my date are having a fantastic time!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2022

gretty

slang term in some areas of london to describe cocaine also known as "tee" or "garbo"

you gonna get any gretty tonight ?

by zlatan November 17, 2007

Gettysburg High School

A school with a lot of hot, rich, douchebags. All the girls act like sluts and are sex animals. A lot of the people there are ski/board posers who attempt to shred at ski liberty. Fights 24/7 and nicotine addiction everywhere

Person 1: what school has the same square footage as the girls body count?

Person 2: That’s Gettysburg High School that school is huge but the guys dicks and girls tits are bigger

by Biggleboggleswigigig August 20, 2019