Merrick Garland

Noun; A comically inept Attorney General who was appointed on March 11, 2021. Instead of investigating treason, he spends his days playing Snood, taking naps and getting sexually aroused by manila folders.

“Merrick Garland is as useful as a vibrator without batteries, a paper umbrella, or a submarine with a screen door”.

by apatheticny September 20, 2021

Garland

Someone who's gonna knock down any impertinent fool who dares to cross swords with him.

I, Garland, will knock you all down!

by HardKnox July 9, 2009

Garland

The New Renaissance Guy. He masters everything people put him up to can do pretty much anything. Loved by girls (and guys) and stays neutral in all conflicts. Being around this guy brings you fourtune and sometimes fame. He also would have a weird love for christmas. He is good with his hands and listens well.

"Every time im with Garland good things happen" "I love how Garland resolved that conflict

by Pasa Doble March 27, 2009

Lemonade Gerande

Take some yellow snow and make a snow ball and throw it at a friend.

Lookout here comes a lemonade gerande!

by Compass303 October 10, 2009

Eng-ger-land

First seen in a football anthem by New Order, Eng-ger-land is what the English sometimes chant at football matches because it's easier to say (it just rolls off the toungue).

Eng-ger-land, Eng-ger-land, Eng-ger-land, NA NA!

by Jimmy Kickarse July 12, 2006

Garland

City in the east of Dallas. Garland might not be rich but its chill. We got fine Latina chicks and real ass niggas that dont be actin a fool all the time. We might have crime and gangs but we always keep it together.

Garland Texas. Yeah thats my Hood!

by JaCoreySS May 7, 2013

Darius Garland

Darius Garland is the greatest basketball player ever.

Did you see Darius Garland hit that buzzer beater to win the nba finals

by DariusGoatland February 5, 2022