gerf

to fart out blood

dude did u just gerf

by gangbanger6969 April 28, 2009

Gerf

1. To Fuck something up.
2. The act of cuming.

1. You really gerfed that shit up.
2. I'm going gerf all over your face.

by Cardioes November 26, 2010

GERF

Gay Exclusionary Radical Feminist.
A small group within the feminist movement that invoke feminist issues to be homophobic. They behave similar to TERFs but attack gay people instead.
A common argument you may see from a GERF would be claiming that a child may not grow up properly without a woman in the household.

*tweet of a gay couple holding their new baby*
User1: "It's the misogyny for me"
User2: "How is this misogyny? Aren't you just being homophobic?"
User1: "stfu there is no mum"
User3: "You've heard of TERFs, now get ready for GERFs"

by andpeterson August 5, 2021

gerfing

when your gerfing your hating on someone. when you gerf you hate on someone. you can be a gerfer and be a hater

Allie: He's so annoying i hate him and never want him to talk to me again.

John: i know man.

Mr. S: stop gerfing guys

Allie and John: sorry bro didnt mean to gerf

by gerfing hard bro November 29, 2011

Gerf-nugget

An exclamation of anger or annoyedness.

"Gerf-nugget! The camera's broken!"
"Gerf-nugget! I don't want to go to school tomorrow!"

by Lauren Adele March 27, 2010

Gerf

One who picks another's nose, possible on who eats it too

That derf! He, HE ATE IT!

by Tory November 11, 2003

Gerf'd (Gerf)

it can be used in any context. (noun, verb, adjective) most of the time referencing nasty, dirty, thrilling, sexual activities.
But can also be used if you bang your toe, or sister by mistake.

Gerf'd (Gerf)

The act of dirty sex with anyone for any reason at any given moment

Holy cow I totally got Gerf'd last night.

I gerf'd my toe

you wanna get gerf'd

I wanna gerf you

by notslyrl April 30, 2025