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an interesting welsh man who loves anything to do with potatoes or red wine. this is evident by his pot belly AKA "puppy fat". he likes to tell wild outlandish stories about riding goats and seeing UFOs. has suspected ADD and ADHD and has a degree in double handling.
I told you dont put that there, (in strong welsh accent) well you didnt tell me that, leve me alone im being a geraint
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geraint jones 

the wicket-keeper for england's cricket team
me: gee, geraint jones, you sure are a shit wicket-keeper.
him: why thank you for telling me, i didnt know that, because i always thought i was cool even though i cant catch a cricket ball. now i think i'll go and have anal sex with a dog.
me: okay then, have fun.
geraint jones by jim bill September 2, 2005

Sneaky Geraint 

Abandon friends for your own lift home; without telling anybody.
Don't tell anyone, but we're going for a Sneaky Geraint.
Sneaky Geraint by LouisNJacko April 23, 2011

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πŸ‘‰πŸΎthis fella is known for quite bizarre!! πŸ‘¨ ❀️ πŸ‘¨ person
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* over Wallmart intercom*

attention Walmart shoppers! it is now 9 pm and the store will be closing in 15 minutes please have a good night.
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auf Wiedersehen

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VOLKSVAGEN DAAS AAUTOO!! they all cheered!
*beep* walmart intercom shuts off

Geraintanamo Bay 

The closest thing to Hell you could imagine.
I sure hope I don't end up at Geraintanamo Bay! I hear there's a video of a creepy man dancing awkwardly while singing "The Eye of the Tiger" 24/7!
Geraintanamo Bay by sillygoose6969 February 16, 2022

gerantophile 

An adult man or woman, usually in the early 20's, who are attracted to people significantly older. A gerantophile is sexually aroused by those who are about 20-30 years older.
Gerantophiles are budding young adults who are attracted to the elderly. Twenty-three year old Sally wants to marry Jim. Jim's 74. Sally is a gerantophile.
gerantophile by Lee Bushong May 18, 2014
Geraine is a sweet and calming girl . She puts almost everything others first than herself . She is quite brave but does not like to try something new . She does not care who she wanted to friends with . She is one of your friend which you don't want to loose . She is too precious . Once you loose her , she will be sad and always blame on to herself . So if Geraine is your close friend , please take good care of her
You know Geraine from my class , she is so brave to finish the obstacle course .
Geraine by Whose_That April 16, 2021