geico hoe

a girl whos so easy a caveman can do it

im glad i went wit stacy last night shes a geico hoe it was so easy a cave man could do it

by Lawtown October 23, 2008

gericondriac

Similar to how a hypochondriac decides they are sick and the self fulfilling prophecy renders them ill, a gericondriac decides they are old and tired. Soon after, the gericondriac settles into a boring, vegetative state - doomed to live out their life as a shadow of their former selves.

Camille: I'm so tired, I think I'll head home soon.

Sean whispers to Kris: Wow, Camille is becoming such a gericondriac

by Rockintoes November 11, 2017

Genicious

adj. When something is both genius and delicious at the same time.

Joey: My, these bananas are delicious AND genius at the same time!
Steven: Duh! That's because they're genicious!

by StevenTheYugo June 29, 2009

Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.

That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

GEICO

You may save fifteen percent or more on your car insurance, but it's the shittiest insurance company out there. Bad customer service, and nobody has an agent, so if someone with Geico insurance hits you and you call to make a claim, you get to talk to a bunch of random people who probably never graduated from college.

Person 1: Man, I think I'm gonna drop out of college.
Person 2: That's ok dude, you can always get a job answering phones and giving bad advice at Geico.

by slmtephanie December 13, 2007

Geico

A girl who is "so easy a caveman could do" her

That geico has been with half the school

by AR 222 March 18, 2009

gexican

a gay mexican.
a mexican, who is gay.

"fredrico hernandez is a rainbows and flowers loving gexican."

by lanelane March 6, 2007