The Genie

When you succumb to an explosive form of diarrhea on the toilet. The force of which causes you to levitate like a genie above the toilet.

Oh man I ate a dodgy kebab last night and was on the toilet doing the genie all night.

by Genie Lover July 24, 2012

genis

The bulge of pant material that sticks up right on top of your crotch when you sit down.

These jeans give me a giant genis when I sit.

by Anonymous July 01, 2003

genis

Male equivalent of the gunt -taken from the words gut and cunt. The Genis, however, uses gut + penis to create genis.

The Genis occurs on obese/overweight men where their lower abdomen, below their belly button to the top of the penis, has an unusually large and disproportionate amount of fat gathering.

This does not occur on all obese/overweight men, only those with a disproportionate amount of their abdomen fat, below their belt line.. Most obese/overweight men do not have a genis visible through their clothing but the rest, which is a small percentage, have genises.

I bet John couldnt see his penis because of his massive genis.

lets play 'spot the genis/gunt'...there is one on that mexican guy!

by BPerry January 25, 2007

Genie

Genie is a super natural being usually symbolized with Lamps and Magic.

Alladin and his magic lamp
"You're wish is my command" said the Genie

by TaeminMaknae July 20, 2011

Genis

Gene Simmons' penis, as barely seen below his belly in a hidden camera sex tape.

Because he just can't get enough of that demon's manhood, Jay clicks the Genis all day long.

by the lanatic January 23, 2009

geni

noun.
a loose, pregnant dog

duuude, look at that geni! shes on her 7th liter!

by neatopeato July 31, 2006

Genie

1) To achieve enlightenment through the world's first and best vaporizing pipe, the Vaporgenie™.
2)A healthier, smokeless, sneakier way of getting your daily dose of THC

Hey Dre, Tryin' to get your 3 wishes granted?

We're runnin' low on the genie food, hit up T-snatch for that hooked green satch.

Yo Kurt, why you still rippin' on that brown genie dirt?

by Kongoßin January 19, 2009